PunPumpkinPatch

"Ladies first. No, wait, why would I say that?"

"Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?"

"This is what peak male performance looks looks like. My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity."

"Yeah, that's what everybody wants -- a straight couple."

"Aren't you supposed to be miserable about your ability to choose your own body, or something?"

"Ladies first. No, wait, why would I say that?"

"Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?"

"This is what peak male performance looks looks like. My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity."

"Yeah, that's what everybody wants -- a straight couple."

"Aren't you supposed to be miserable about your ability to choose your own body, or something?"

"Ladies first. No, wait, why would I say that?"

"Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?"

"This is what peak male performance looks looks like. My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity."

"Yeah, that's what everybody wants -- a straight couple."

"Ladies first. No, wait, why would I say that?"

"Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?"

"This is what peak male performance looks looks like. My ears and tail are kind of the pinnacle of masculinity."

"Ladies first. No, wait, why would I say that?"

"Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?"

"Ladies first. No, wait, why would I say that?"

"Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?"

"Ladies first. No, wait, why would I say that?"