Princess of Puns and OW shitposter!

We have travelled ALL OVER TEYVAT! Even the temple of space! And Paimon has been with us every step of the way, there is no sign of anything else that looks like her and the most people question about her is her ability to fly! THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE'S WORRIED ABOUT!? Albedo and Xiangling do go a bit further, Albedo wants to study her and Xiangling was curious about what she was, but that was more wondering what she would taste like. Even in Sumeru, a place that strives for knowledge and wisdom didn't even bat an eye at her! You'd think the moment we stepped into the Akademiya, scholars would swarm us, photographing her and taking notes, begging us to let them study her. But nope! Not a single one! I can forgive the Archons a bit for not saying anything because they couldn't give two shits about the heavenly principals, like they all willingly gave up their gnosis to the fatui, it makes sense they wouldn't want anything to do with it so not addressing Paimon would make sense. But with the recent leaks of that one being looking surprised by Paimon's presence and then going as far as to shoot at her, it's safe to say Paimon is a big deal up there in Celestia but this one deity REALLY doesn't like her.

So if Paimon is important to the heavenly principals enough that one wants her dead, I feel like the Archons would have said or hinted at something!

I'm just so confused why Paimon is the most unique creature in all of Teyvat and not a single governing body, scholar, scientist, or even random citizen has just asked outright "Where did this flying child come from? I've never seen one before."

In Japanese Yuri means Lily. A very pretty name but odd to give to a male child. But hey, the name fits him.

MEANWHILE! In Russian, Yuri means farmer or earthworker.... And is Slavic.... FOR GEORGE.

THIS LITTLE SHIT'S NAME IS ESSENTIALLY FUCKING GEORGE!!!!!!

I'M FUCKING DONE!

Tonight's ship is Phaidei and the song is "Let me be your wings" from Thumbelina:

We've only been in Planarcadia for 8 days, if you listen to the interastral peace broadcast on the express, you'll hear that Amphoreus has reached the primordial soup stage of its rebirth. THAT IS FUCKING FAST! For context;

That nebulae in the sky we see in An Eternal page is Amphoreus, it's all the space dust that makes up a planet. It takes MILLIONS of years for gravity to gather it all up and form a planet. THEN meteors with water in them need to crash on the surface, plus other planetoids needs to bump into it to make the moons, the water then needs to have the correct nutrients to feed the microorganisms growing in it eating the chemicals from underwater volcanoes. HERTA HAS SPED THIS PROCESS UP TO JUST BE DONE IN UNDER 8 DAYS! Amphoreus is probably gonna be making its own oxygen and have a stable atmosphere and ozone layer in 3 days and then the cambrian explosion in 5! But the process is gonna be more complicated from there, she might need Ruan Mei's help because they're gonna have to force evolution to go the way they need, Dromas and Chimeras are gonna need to evolve, then the humans. And speaking of humans....

2. Given the planet is evolving on its own, does this mean the chrysos heirs in the book and the ones on the planet will be separate from each other? Or is Herta working on a way to release them from the book as fully fleshed out people? Is Ruan Mei making all the amphoreans in test tubes then we just beam their consciousness's from the book into the bodies? I'm so curious on how Amphoreus' rebirth is gonna play out! the heirs seem excited to leave the book and if the fate collab is any hint, the heirs and others can be taken out of the book and put into imagenated bodies to move around, and if possible it seems they can take stuff BACK into the book from the outside?