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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

I gotta b honest I wasn't expecting to get three rounds out of this

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

"Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements" gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it

thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air...

2 months until i see the decline of mental state in my spotify wrapped 2020 😍

Now that’s free real estate ❤️

tbh if i could do half the stuff that old homophobic christians think gay people can do, like incite floods and collapse the economy, i would

this is exactly what we need, news outlets lemony-snicketting trump

good morning to bisexuals, halloween enthusiasts, she/theys, community college students, people who shoplift at walmart, goths, eldest daughters, gay baristas who get mean when it’s busy, phoebe bridgers stans, vodka drinkers, men with curly hair, people who listen to classical music on public transit, and professional dog walkers