I'll kick my own ass

sorry i didn't reply to your message i died

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

That would be fucked up.

yknow what would be more fucked up

Football field full of viruses.

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

Really big vampire.

Inside-out Sweden.

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

i know every bug. btw

personally

whos that white boy

i would like to formally apologize for calling this guy white. whos that mixed polynesian boy

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