Okay Ladies Now Let's Get Into Formation

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

LET THE MAN SPEAK FOR US

2017 year of the thrussy

we still have time to take this back. we don’t have to do this.

it’s too late

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

My entire childhood.

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

this girl goes to my school and she is the coolest person ever!!! accepted to 7/8 Ivy Leagues, not to mention that her parents are West African immigrants!

I’m so proud of her

Lmfao

Well… the rains gotta stop somewhere

Oh my god, someone has footage of it! I remember one time my dad, lil brother, and I were leaving a Ryan’s. We were waiting for a chance to hop onto the road and in the distance we just saw everything turn grey. We saw it come closer and closer and come to find out it was rain! It was just a wall of rain - the end of the rain, really. I’ve never seen it again, but it’s so cool to see footage of the edge of rain!

This is my favorite video ever

Too soon

it has been 7 and a half centuries