Yo, Shittass

I still don't have any way to apply this onto my own self-perception. I identify infinitely more with Badeline, while feeling disjointed and dehumanized by my "good" qualities. But I guess the game wasn't as mean-spirited as I remembered.... I guess by the end it sort of made me feel seen by Badeline's character, the way she remains grumpy and terse even at the end.... I wish she still had a body even after leaving Celeste Mountain.... She's more like me.

cheer up, kid

6/10 immitation of my style. good for a first shot though. note the amount of misspellings first. Too dense. you dont let any individual one ring out like the gunshot that a good misspelling in a post is. that is not to say you cannot nescessairly write a misspelling dense post, that just isnt true, but the individual implausibility of your misspellings hurts you. "sporpts" and "spornts" demands your fingers travel in a completely improbable way across a keyboard. compare that to "slorts" or "dports". for something this rich you want to err on the side of plausibility. This is not to say you cannot have an insane implausible misspelling, its a well established tradition, but if youre creating deliberate improbable misspellings take an approach of optimising for vocal stimmyness. you have to become a sort of echolalia generator if you want to match my style. consider "robert lewandowski" -> "robert lelandowski", "badminton" -> "babington" these arent ways anyone in their right mind would misspell anything but they have a phonetic joy to them. try saying the post outloud and see how it feels. you have some of this. "foopball" is incredible but then you saturate the rest of the message with so many misspellings youve completely stolen its thunder. as for the concept its sort of take it or leave it. i like BS (before sports) but because its preceeded by "bazillion" and a thing thst explicitly contradicts it the ridiculousness of measuring time Before sports and After sports does not get the breathing room it needs for the comedy of it to really shine through, which is a real shame cause its pretty damn funny! of course none of this is gospel, but youre clearly trying to emulate how i do it. and yknow it is a really good attempt! you understand the core concept you just lack the craft nescessary to put it together. come on send me another anon ask, you've got this!

You will never know how it feels to receive a warm, fluffy hug from an anthropomorphic goat-bunny.

physically frowned at the screen when this came up during the playthrough

Deltarune sprite edits

me: :0 !!!!