contra mundum

Hello folks, I did that and I hope you like it! Sorry if it’s that long (and I didn’t put them all lmao).

the “i just like the music” guy -may know the frontman’s name (unlikely) -knows nothing about the band -just likes the songs -probably doesn’t know who’s dead and who’s alive -Bonzo who?

the high guy -loves psychedelic rock -gets stoned while listening to hard rock n stuff -even when not stoned talks really slowly -weed and pink floyd 3 a.m. is that heaven - “sup duuude”

the groupie -most likely a girl btw 17/25 -sexually attracted by most rock musicians -70s babe -David Bowie’s god -gotta style

the cult guy -solid classic rock -alternative af -black laced boots, oversized sweater, round shaped glasses -gets EXCITED easily -reads a lot -loves Tarantino and old school cinema -understands music

the shipper -ships basically everyone -MCLENNON WAS REAL OK? -LOOK HOW CUTE ARE THEY -has an OTP in each band -CAPS LOCK ‘CAUSE THEY ARE SO-

the passive aggressive -kinda depressed -kinda upset -basically fucked up -the Smiths but sometimes the Cure -vegetarian cause Morrissey, but Smith was cool too -…the world’s a vampire…ta ta ta ta -“fuck off, man”

the “rock music’s the best” guys -only listen to rock music because it makes them feel cool -remind you that they listens to rock music every 5 minutes -just know the most popular songs -“hav u ever listened to guns n roses’ sweet child ‘o mine? you gotta listen to it trust me man, trust me” -don’t know the lyrics -mix up the names (“yeah, Jim Morrison, u know, Van Halen’s guy…”)

the sub-culture guy -todays music’s not like once -misses the good old days -knows all the less known songs -also the ones from that album they recorded that year before the band was actually formed -pop music sucks -anything after the 90s sucks -do u know Bauhaus

the punk kiddo -punk rock babe -wanna have fun -has thousands band t-shirts -cute smile but unworkable lipsticks -i mean true punk rock so The Clash not Green Day ok? -wannabe joe strummer -sid vicious was not a bad guy

the overthinker rocker -everything has a deeper meaning -sure “girl got rhythm" it’s all about a deep complex human condition that involves- -no, it’s all a metaphor -u got it? -doesn’t it blow ur mind? -pink floyd enthusiast -touches you while talkin

the 60s little flower -all lost in a strawberry field in 1960 -loves the Beatles and nature -pure soul -sleepy and easy going -Elvis and swing -vintage -doesn’t like metal/hard rock

the mr meme -laugh at weird faces in old photos -is a meme genius -kinda nerdy -makes us all laugh a lot -Queen enthusiast -“have u seen Roger in tha’ photo?!?!? AHAHAHA” -very active on social

the nostalgic guy -WHY ARE THEY ALL DEAD OR SO OLD -never gonna be able to go to concerts -cries by the record player -vinyl’s a religion -WAIT DON’T TOUCH IT, BE CAREFUL- - -huge rock-related posters and photos on the closet and everywhere -WHY WASN’T I BORN IN 1960?!

the road trip blues guy -finest taste in music -knows the basics aka blues is the way -loves to listen to music while driving -Rolling Stones are huge -never existed anything better than Stones -hates the guys who wear Stones logo on t-shirts and don’t even know who they are -can tell you when a famous song’s a cover ((pissing you off af))

the girlfriend/boyfriend -knows E V E R Y T H I N G -sometimes a lil creepy -can tell you every funny story about any member of the band -has watched every single concert/interview video existent online -“so now you understand why he felt so disappointed that time…” -“that was why since that moment they didn’t play that song…” -acts like they’re married -got pillows with their faces on

the “i can play it” guy -plays an instruments, most likely -would like to be a rock star -cover cover cover -emulates the style but shhh always pretend you didn’t noticed -basically not self-confident

the evergreen -50/60 yo but still here -always wearing band t-shirt -kind and caring -has been lucky enough to grow up with rock music -cool parent -doesn’t embarrass you -“you know, when I was your age” -rare creature -gives you old vinyls

the peter-pan rocky guy -45/60 yo and still a kid inside -wears weird stuff n make up ‘cause “it’s rock n roll honeyyyy” -honestly embarrassing -thinks it’s cool like that (but it’s not) -probably drinks a lot and smokes like a chimney -talks about rock musicians like as they were old friends -“that time Keith Moon told me…”

the freak guy -always wearing headphones -walkin around like a fuckin survivor -misunderstood -unlucky with friendships -antisocial cause society’s fucked up -airguitaring and headbanging af -can’t stay still while listening to music -usually gets along with sub-culture guy

‘I want you to come back. With me. And I want us to be together. I don’t want to be a fuck-up anymore.’