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philologicalbat

my husband just walked into the office and told me—did I know you can make a custom funko pop? so he made one of himself. and you can put anything in your little funko pop hands, so it's meant to represent your hobbies. so. he put a menorah in one hand, and then, he put a menorah in the other hand. except they didn't design it so the funko pop holds the menorah upright. no. you're holding the menorah forwards, candles at the viewer.

and then he says to me, "you can have a funko pop of me holding two menorahs for $30—which I think is a steal personally."

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Mr. Bats funko pop reveal!

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update on this: I bought him the funko pop. this draft was fully a year old, so he is 0% expecting this. will report back.

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THE FUNKO POP IS OUT FOR DELIVERY.

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Mr. Bats, seeing the FUNKO POP label: oh my god, I know what this is.

Questions he had:

when did I order this (last week)

how did I remember it (tumblr draft)

did I use the link he sent me last year (no I lovingly recreated it)

Questions he did not have:

was this a steal? (obviously yes)

He is now planning to make one of me, which I am begging him not to do. Probably, I deserve this.

thesevenumbrellas

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

evilvillain123456789

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.

mtfoss

Okay so normal rules then

ghoulodont

(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

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macabrevampire

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

hangsawoman

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

aubreyappears

THE SENSATIONAL SNUFFLER

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hymnism

oscar-isaac

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

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guys raised by fly's

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uberfluss

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

thesebonesbite

Magnus Archives fan I see

partywithponies

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

#why don't you ever send Me the worm emoji 🥺🪱🪱🪱

nyantara

After I suspected a climate connection to tooth decay, I conducted systematic saliva pH testing across my patient population and documented

agricultural workers in punjab who have to labor in 45°C (113°F) plus heat are losing their teeth as their bodies prioritise cooling through respiration and minimise saliva production.

(h/t @stylo-90)

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transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

solely-ashes

This idea made me laugh so I had to make it

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