VOID! VOID! VOID!

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

ONCE TOLD ME-

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

emotional intimacy is more significant than physical intimacy

my girl can wear whatever she want cause I can fight

How are you guys posting Little Women “spoilers”….its literally been out since 1868

Bitches in 1868 were like i got banned from th’ market square for saying Beth dies and now i cant feed my family

i feel as if robert pattinson’s batman could go full slut and no i will not elaborate on that

he was fucking just eating cookie dough alone on the dance floor I can’t handle this

I need you all to understand that HONY censored it because originally he bought a bag of coke and was snorting coke dhdjdjhdjd

IM GONNA YELL

It really was cookie dough!

Oh to be an adequately pudgy cat, kneading a soft blanket as though you are making some of the finest biscuits the world has ever seen

do you ever see your sibling and just have this overwhelming urge to smack them for no reason? like my brother will walk into the room and i’m like “oh man i guess i have to end you”

You don’t understand how much this post has ruined my life. My older sister won’t stop mentioning the Cain Instinct. Every time I hear the name Cain I run in fear, It’s not funny anymore. She’ll literally say “im feeling the Cain Instinct” just before she attacks. But all I’m feeling is the Abel Instinct. Someone save me. I am a sacrificial lamb and God is my sister with a pillow.

I am a sacrificial lamb, and god is my sister with a pillow

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

look whos dating food on valentines