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Just wanna be loved and put on a leash

wanna wear a collar and kneel at someone’s feet until they stroke my cheek and pull me onto their lap to straddle them

yeah i got ADHD, admirin dose’ huge doinkers

Boob staring is an ADHD thing and brother, I'm about to start hyperfocusing

I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

wanna wear a collar and kneel at someone’s feet until they stroke my cheek and pull me onto their lap to straddle them

Just wanna be loved and put on a leash

I want someone to hold me by my hair or collar and just say stuff like “aww look at you, such a dumb little puppy! Not a thought in that silly little head!” as I look at them with wide and unfocused eyes, I wanna be dumb and mindless for someone who’s gonna mock me for it

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

just because you can handle it doesn’t mean you should have to

I can confirm this wholeheartedly.