the muffled ‘Call Me Maybe’ by Carly Rae Jepsen in the background is what really sells this video for me tbh

There’s jagermeister. I’m so in

Fuck. Wow.

TALENT

me at work 

@xaviersboner @wind-lemon

aw lookit that fluffy snowball

can we talk about m’Baku… woke vegetarian literal king … serving views from the mountain top and ice cold winter vibes and winter clothes but titty still delicately out™️ aesthetics … thicker than any bowl of oatmeal known to man … can we just talk

Pls watch this I nearly got fired for this

mbaku can have me tbh

Gus is a top

man we’ve been doing funerals all wrong over here

My friends, weeping at my funeral as they shove 5s and 10s between the biggest titties they’ve ever seen: it’s what he would’ve wanted

No funeral is complete without titties