WHY NOT ME?

there was this lesbian couple that came in yesterday for a money order + they had one of them lil babies w/ them + i was jus...like...yeah...,

y’kno that girl in the pink from that one scene in how the grinch stole christmas (2000) where they’re going up mt. crumpit to the grinch’s lair or whatever? she was THAT BITCH!

i got out of the shower + immediately felt a spider crawling on my arm...do i look like the fucking water spout to you?

i jus found out my best friend from high school lost her dad earlier this year + i’m so devastated for her...i genuinely still have so much love in my heart for her despite how things ended + i hope she’s okay! :~(

presidential alert: i jus had secks!