Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

Ron: Harry, I believe that you didn’t put your name in the cup. But what are you going to do about the challenges now?

Harry: Ron, who spends more time in the infirmary than me? Nobody. It’s not unusual for me to be laid up with injuries. I’ll just pull a Malfoy, and fake an injury or two. Easy peasy.

Hermione: I’ll whip you up some realistic looking, but harmless symptoms. I’ll give you new ones every few days.

Ron: Pomfrey will catch on.

Harry: Yeah, eventually. But Poppy and I are pretty tight. She’ll be cool if I explain. If not, I withdrew some extra gold from Gringotts this Summer, just in case something came up this year that required … a little bribery.

Hermione: (directly into the camera) Do you have a little dark wizard in you? (the word “foreshadowing” appears on screen for a fraction of a second)

Harry looks directly into the camera and winks.

Harry spends the rest of the Triwizard Tournament as a spectator. Barty Junior is killed for failing to carry out Voldemort’s insane, overly complex plan.

Harry Ron and Teddy commission for @princesserica84

Ron bouncing Teddy who is having a blast

Heroes

Harry: *banned from Quidditch* my life is not worth living all joy has been stolen from me

Sixth Year