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i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

I love that the memes that came out in response to the whole CNN blackmail thing are just so much better than the one they were upset about in the first place. Talk about throwing gasoline on a fire.

WHAT.THE.FUCK?

A big part of becoming an adult is realizing nobody gives a crap if you wear the same pants two (or more) days in a row.

Pouring water into an ice tray and then transferring it to the freezer uses way more mental stress than it should

Culture is just a global version of all that weird shit your family does that you don’t realise is weird because you assume everyone’s family does that.

Possibly why I enjoyed school..

Given the average lifespan of a person and the average lifespan of a fish, does a person spend more time swimming under water than the average fish?

hearing a noise in the middle of the night  *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

That terrified sparkle emoji describes at least half my life

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

jacques derrida is gonna rise from his grave and give you a high five bc you just described his theory to 75,000 teenagers and they listened