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Hey, to all you suicidal people out there

I WILL FILL YOUR LUNGS WITH OXYGEN AND YOUR HEART WITH AFFECTION. THIS IS A THREAT.

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@horrorismyjam

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R E B L O G T H E P I G E O N .

galacticchaosminion

I don’t go to school but i’ll reblog for the money part

hanramz-the-fander

Can I exchange passing a test for doing well at work?

horrorismyjam

Can I puke on it?

pukingonpigeons

I would like to puke on the boi

O pigeon where art thou

Mine vomit longs for thy absorbent down

Sweet bird that cares not for traffic

And pecks at crumbs

I am a plebeian in need of purging

Thou art the wastebasket of mine dreams

I shan’t bite mine thumb in thy wake

For thou art the sun above

Please accept mine offering...

Vomit on your sweater, moms spaghetti

#ihatemyself #puke #pigeons #shakespeare #iamaliterarygod #someonekillme #stillbetterthanreaperscreek

You ever whip so hard that you projectile vomit and it hits an airborne pigeon?

#relatable #pigeonlover #nauseous #whip #imsoquirky #imnotlikemostgirls #imdeadinside #whywasntiaborted

Pigeons have all flown south for winter. How will I make it through prime puking season?

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