We All Get Sick

Cats goin fast

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*

Dude this is literally my SHiT

LOVE ❤️ BOYS TAKING CARE OF EACH OTHER

Just one trigger did it. 😋

Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty). He’s a nasty boi alrighty. This is a seasoned vomiter. He is an old pro at this. He’s crass, he’s almost proud of it. If he feels sick he doesn’t wait around just shoves his fingers down his throat with a smile on his face. Someone like Birdperson may rush over to comfort him but he’ll just push you away. The way he does it so easily is by thinking of this as a casual thing. If you feel bad for him it’s not “no big deal”

Sonny Corleone (The Godfather), comes all at once in a few heavy, heavy streams. He’s done in like 30 seconds at most but gets everything everywhere. Tom Hagen is yelling advice but annoyed because Sonny’s more of a toddler than usual when he’s drunk off his ass. He will help him once he stops tho. And he’s quite tender about it. But Sonny’s pretty much back to drinking a minute or two later. He’s fine just gotta get it all up.

Hawkeye Pierce (M*A*S*H). Nothing like a nice hands and knees scene. He’s like hella sick into a latrine hole and BJ’s just kind of shielding him with his body because “back off what the hell are you looking at there’s nothing to see here.”. Hawkeye’s vocal even when he’s sick. So many “God I’ll never touch a nurse again just make it stop.” Notice I say nothing about him not touching doctors ;)

Hawkeye Pierce

*whispering from the sidelines* Now one of you needs to suffer