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Dane here with a quick and dirty translation of what Jakob says:
âHi everybody
It is now Saturday and I should have been on a really cool gig today, but unfortunately that has been cancelled. So I am just at home and will be watching Vild Med Dans.
A lot of you have asked me, if I am angry with Nukâka because she has stolen my Dance Husbandâ
Nikolaj enters and kisses Jacob on the cheek and says âIt was just one *mumbling* right?â
âYes thank you.â
(Jakob pauses and looks really really smug)
âAnd no. I am not.
But I will vote NUS to 1234.
See you.â
Perhaps @dunderklumpenâ could reblog this for their crowd?
My cultural identity is a very interesting question to try to answer. I was born in Santiago, Chile. My family left when I was nine months old. After a year of political asylum in Denmark, we ended up in the States in San Antonio, Texas. We moved from San Antonio to California, I moved from California to New York when I was 18, and that became home. I kept my connection to Chile, so I would say that I am a Chilean Texan Californian New Yorker. How did that influence you growing up?
He has LIVEDIN DENMARK???
That's it, I'm claiming him a Dane as of right now!
bucky barnes and his guns
I will never understand how it can be sexual arousing watching scenes like this. But here we are...
Just looked through my posts to see if anything had been flagged in Tumblr's fever induced new rules.
The algorithm is as good as expected - or it has some weird ideas about what's safe for work - it has tagged fully clothed men. Statues. A few fucks and more fully dressed men.
Idiots.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Captain America (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Nick Fury, Tony Stark, Jarvis (Iron Man movies) Additional Tags: Playlist, Fan Soundtracks Summary:
Playlist for the incredible fic series We Made Ourselves by notoska.
an old Soviet âWalking Excavatorâ
This is some dieselpunk ass shit.
And Iâm here for it.
It has curtains!!!!!
âYour face makes my cervix gritty.â
And yes, its THAT Janey. I love her.
FUCKING LEGEND
The same Janey who two years later had the same sign.
The difference? In 2016 the police tried to move her along. This year, they high-fived her.
Sheâs fantastic.
âYour face makes my cervix gritty.â
I want that embroidered and hung in my living room!
Are you single right now? Iâm asking for a friend.
Can I reply with my panties?
You: Any plans for the weekend?
Me: Oh, uh, you know⌠the usual
I skipped pretty much straight to fanfic.
Amen!
Had to go home and read some #Stucky

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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator â
Sushi date Sappho
Thatâs some truth
sleepy cowboy :)!!
literally the first one was Starfleet astronaut
Insufferable Stud.
âŚ..fair.Â
Suffering bisexual.
Preaching to the choir, generator. Preaching to the choir...
I too received the "you are not in trouble, but we would like you to think about what you have done"-letter, but how on earth do I find that post on my own timeline? Please advice Oh Wise Sam.
I hope itâs okay that I post this publicly, since Iâve had other asks about it as well. There might be an easier way to do it than what I did, but I just searched each name listed in the email on my blog. My layout has a built-in search function on my front page, but since I have to scroll down to the bottom of my considerable sidebar to get to it, I just did this:
http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/search/theirusername
for each username in the email. the /search/ function allows you to search your tumblr for a word or phrase appearing in any post. So for example, to find out whether I reblogged destinyrush, I went here:
http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/search/destinyrush
And the post popped up. It was tedious, but it only took about five minutes to go down the list.Â
âHappyâ searching, I guessâŚ. :D
If you have received the Think About What You Have Done-letter from staff, you can easily find the posts in question by doing this.
Edit-To-Add: and a search for the two tumblr I supposedly liked or reblogged from, doesn't give a result. So I will never know what FakeNews scheme I fell for. Too bad, I was kind of curious.
When in Prague...
I have spent the last hour in company with a Thai woman. When you're on a business trip. Her service cost 800 CZK, but I gave her 200 as tip as well. She was that good.
It's the best massage I've ever had.
At least I think she is Thai. The underlying music she had put on hinted that. And her profession, of course.
She was not particularly tall, nor particularly young. In fact, a little grandmotherly. But do not be fooled, she was no doubt aware of how she should use her body. And mine. She crawled at me, sat on top of me. Actually hit me too. Both with fist and flat hand.
As she wrapped herself around me I could hear her stomach rumble, she moaned in my ear and almost-burped almost constantly.
It's the best massage, I've ever had.
Sebastian Stan Out in Los Angeles, California | Jan 6, 2018
Is that legal?
I will see your Buddy Cop Movie and raise you âA retired FBI Agent and his morally grey Ex-Mercinary Husband help their Inspired and Well Trained Son through his first assignmentâ what was supposed to be a simple protection detail went way overboard and now its Retired Dads To The Rescueâ. Also Helen Mirrin is the Vodka Aunt and Tom Holland is the brother who became a world famous dancer (his gun-happy dads were very happy and supportive and Idris Elba participated in childhood dance classes).
Featured scenes: Elba and Rooker are ducked behind a wall, getting shot at, arguing about which ammo is for which gun, no, give me that, thatâs MINE you shouldnt have put your stuff in my bag!!
Rooker demanding, âitâs been years since I had to follow your rules, remind me. Is THIS a situation in which Iâm allowed to KILL PEOPLEâ
Elba, ducking bullets âYESâ
Elba and Rooker debate over how to get to the nearest safe place, but they use domestic, arbitrary reasons for why their way is right. âTrust me, i know what Iâm doing. If we go your way, its going to be like the Muffin Disaster of â02 all over againâ âYOU SAID YOUâD NEVER MENTION THE BURNED MUFFIN THING AGAINâ âITâS CALLED A KITCHEN TIMERâ
After every bicker session, they hug it out and grumble about letting the other paint the kitchen green, if itâs really that important. John Boyega is mortified. âDads! Not in front of the asset! Iâm trying to be a professional hereâ
We of course get Dad Jokes amist bullets and bombs. So many dad jokes.
Helen Mirrin, the Godmother Vodka Aunt, swoops in with a sniper rifle on her fur-clad shoulder and informs the Dads that they are being stifling and overprotective, and they gotta let the kid kill people on his own some day. She hands Boyega a grenade like itâs a toy. âHere you go, kiddo, you had better to toss that at the enemy tac-team thats spying in the east window.â
At the end, the Rival Agent is stupified that the biggest name Agent and Merc from twenty years ago are Boyegaâs dads. Mortified that he even tried to compete. Rooker makes ugly faces at him behind everyoneâs backs.
After the debriefing and inquiry is over, Boyega meets his brother for lunch, tattered suit and dirty everything intact. Theyre eating hot dogs on a bench in the park. Boyega is detailing all the things their dads did. Tom Holland laughs. Thereâs a bus stop advert for his dance show behind him. He tells Boyega âyou knew darn well this was going to happen when you decided to become an agent. You could have picked something tamer, but you wanted to live up to the family name. And you did. So what are you going to do now?â
Boyega sighs and sets down his hot dog. Brushes off his hands. âWell. I guess I gotta go get my next assignment.â Cut scene
The after credit bonus is Elba and Rooker standing in a half-renovated kitchen, surounded by paint-color-cards, talking over each other about which shade of green is most flattering
Write a script
@theduchessoffilms
LMAO maybe not a script, but an online chapter by chapter, fanfic-style novella, I can maybe arrange ;)
PLEASE
I would definetly watch this mastrrpiece! đ
Can I buy tickets for this movie yet?

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Could someone please make a law that sets a maximum of three hashtags in one post? Thank you. #ILoatheMoreThanThreeHashtagsInOnePost
contrary to social media developersâ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order
Fucking this! Looking at you Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, whatever. Fix your shit!