Lynic's meme clop hell

Italy: Belizean oh Vargas

Germany: Lewd wick blush mean

Japan: Pikachu Honda

Russia: Ivan but can I ski

France: Francis funny four

China: Yeah long

America: How frigid Jones

England: Africa second

Denmark: Matias colour

Sweden: You're not old ox ford

Iceland: In the Stilts

Norway: Biggest butt in the dick

“Lespis,,,,” JAzzper called to LapisIS. “aRE yu ok?” “O no! jizzper!” LAspiss yelpd and rund awai frum Jisssper From now on im actually gonna put effort into this piece of shit joke fanfic Only twist is that I cant backspace anything “Lapis!” Jasper called again, snagging Lapis’ leg. She ripped her from the sky, and Lapis’ water wings retreated into her gem, and her body hit the rubble-covered beach. “Don’t fly off so soon…Please…” “J-Jaspwer, please, don’t do this… I need to be free.” “You can be free…with me!” Jasper said, pleading Lapis to stay, even though her muscular hand was wrapped around the other gem’s smol leg. So smol…Jasper blushed, and then she began to cry. For no fucking reason. (convo between my and my friend on skype while I was writing this trash) “Vaporwave VAPORWAVE. I FUCKING HEARD YOUAND I FUCKING SAY V A P O R W A V E FEEL THE MEMES” “Sorry, Lapis.” She pulled the small blue gem cloise, and wiping jher tearts. She pulled her closed. And closer…Her lips were her ear…do gems even have ears? Ive never seen gem ears. Always covered by hair., this is shit? HER LIPS WERE HER EAR DANIEL WHY DID YOU MAKEM E TY P E T H A T  “Feell the mems”  jAsper whiserped into laspus nonexistent ear. She licked her ear sensually. Jasper used her fucking massive beefy hand BIG MEATY CLAWS to grab KAaspuss tiny jaw AND CR USH I Thaha no she fuvk off it is sorry im talking to my friend Daniel whilewriting this DaniEL ISNT A STRIPPING SONG! THIS IS ‘WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU’ !! IT’S A GOOD SONG FROM SU SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED UNEDUCATED MOUTHHOLE AND THEN PUT IT TO USE WITH MY D I CK IN YOU R M O U TH NO W SU CKK sorrty for the love of god Daniel get your leg off your desk OK ANYWAU NBACK TO WRITING THIS JOKE SHIT!!!!