Wheeeeeeeeeee

Top world expert in stressing myself out for no reason, idk but I feel like I should get some kind of prize, maybe a t-shirt?

Empty wall complaints post: I hate it! It's so ugly! It will help me move house easier later, but this room without all my nonsense plastered on the walls is Not It!!

Accidentally played sewing pin roulette last night, I spilled pins in my bed and thought I'd cleared them up, there were 3 left this morning 💀💀💀

Gonna start guinea pig maxxing, drink chamomile tea cause it smells like timothy hay, eat loads of veggies, hide in my little nest, constantly sipping my giant water bottle, forage random leaves, wheeeeeeeek

Can't even have a little cry on my bed anymore cause my face was stained BLUE off my hair 😔😔😔

Finished my crochet with 50cm of yarn left, idk I just thought you all should know that I'm winning here

Fuck male egos, and chat GPT, and the design school toilets

Randomly stretching and being annoyed that I can't do a split anymore like girl you've not trained any flexibility properly in like 2 years 😭😭😭

Stinky Shaun hate post- my housemate's boyfriend is paying no rent and has lived here nearly 2 months and he STINKS of weed and BO and he drank my milk and he's hogging the only bathroom with toilet roll on his phone and he's really annoying, just thought you should all know so you can quietly hate on him too ❤️

You ever try a thing you'd convinced yourself you don't like very much and then go "wow I was so wrong I love this" and get obsessed? Cause it looks like I'm eating barbecue sauce in everything for the foreseeable this absolutely slaps to me right now