Personal Blog

bad news is that i have spent years cultivating the ability to pass as a normal social person in public only for it to be largely undone by 2020. the good news is that everyone else is ALSO out of practice so me being a giant weird is excusable

You ever try so hard to be progressive and edgy that you accidentally reinvent ancient Greco-Roman sexual norms regarding the penetrator/penetrated dichotomy, wherein sex is only empowering if you’re the penetrating partner and being penetrated is automatically shameful and degrading

It’s almost like jokes where the punchline is ‘receiving anal sex is shameful and degrading, especially for men’ have a long history and aren’t the woke political statement people think they are

spore has one of the funniest receptions of any video game imagine literally any other game having its entire fanbase go "yeah 60% +/- 20% of this game completely fucking sucks. the part i like is pretty fun though. this game rules"

reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from a warm hug and a pretty crystal ✧༚ ☽ ˚✧

i'm going to start acting like those teachers who say wikipedia isn't a legit source of information and you can't use it in your papers but with tiktok

tiktok is not a source. anyone can make a tiktok. stop getting your information from tiktok "education" videos and internet users who watched a tiktok. if someone makes a claim on or sourced from tiktok that can't be verified elsewhere, ask for real sources.