Producer B Dub

When you figure out how to act your age, let me know, cos as I just turned 31 I’ve still not figured it out. Your brother is on DWTS, Supergirl is currently filming it’s 6th season, I hear Arrow is filming its 7th, uh… I don’t particularly know what else is going on in the world.

Nice last name.

Well, I haven’t heard anything too terrible about you yet! Kidding! It’s all been good things. You’re the good one? So then what does that make Jake and Kenzie?

I’m the one that’s making your brother not look like a complete dork on live TV every Monday night.

Oh then that’s good. At least now I have the chance to tell you not to believe a thing you hear in the future. From either Jake or Kenzie, who are also good, but just not as good as me. You can ask our mom.

So you’re the other Puckerman I keep hearing so much about… I guess it’s nice to finally sort of meet you. I’m Stella.

Since you don’t seem peeved, AND you said that it’s nice I’m gonna assume that you’ve heard good things and only good things about me. Still, allow me to formally introduce myself. I’m the good triplet, Benjamin. Nice to meet you as well, Stella.

Happy belated birthday. Think what you missed depends on just how long you’ve been locked away in the studio. 

Thanks. Honestly, sometimes I spend so much time working that I forget what day it is, but I’m pretty confident that it hasn’t been a year so that’s something, right?

Sorry i had to. but do hope you know I’m dragging you to see Jake dance this week - and im not taking no for an answer. 

You’re so lucky that Hamilton is my current obsession. Still, you using that gif....for shame, sis. As for the whole dragging thing, it won’t be needed this time. I got caught sleeping in the booth again and since it’s the third time this week, I’m all out of strikes and way down to see our bro in action.

I hope you realise all I want to do is insert a gif of Thomas Jefferson now.

Bro you are soooo late. Kenz already beat you to it. But “A” for effort, right?