Student: You need a snickers!
Teacher: I need a cigarette.
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Student: You need a snickers!
Teacher: I need a cigarette.

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"I have fish sticks in my eyeballs"
bio teacher: whenever people read nutrition labels they're like "oh my god, cholesterol"
whole class: "oH mY gOd ChoLeStErOl"
“Vegans are bad, they’re eating the rainforest.”
*In lab*
Student 1: So, how do we know that this is actually meningitis?
Student 2: Well, there are two ways to tell.
First, dump it in the town water supply and see what happens,
Or
Two, someone takes one for the team and chugs it.
Student 1: Who will be our martyr?
Student 3: I will!
The rest of the students: Chug, Chug, Chug!
The teacher: *In the back, looking mildly horrified*

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“We’re not humans, we’re students.”
student: NAME THREE THINGS YOU USE EVERY DAY!”
teacher: …uh…. car, toothbrush, door.
student: yOU DIDN’T SAY MATH!
“Unlike you, I have tea to spill
*slams Yoyo into wall at full force”
“Oh shit a chicken nugget!” “Dude we haven’t had chicken nuggets for lunch in like two wee- nO DON’T EAT IT MINA” “It’s actually still pretty good!” “Dude I’m not gonna visit you in the hospital when you inevitably die.”
Guitar Teacher: *pointing to Student A* You have long thumbs, I don't know what we're going to do about that
Student B: Chop em off!
Guitar Teacher: No, no! Calm down we're not chopping anybody's thumbs off
Guitar Teacher: At least, not the entire thumb

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*kid chugs half a bottle of lotion*
“How does it taste?”
“Tastes like fire. Better than the lunches though.”
“…… ”
“It burns.”
Girl: You look a lot like your mom!
Teacher: Don't you dare insult me like that.
Student: “Come on guys! Let’s snort this sour patch kid dust!”
Teacher: *sighs and lays head on desk* “Teach the next generation they said. It’ll be great they said.”
“I’m an aggravated lesbian, give me my corn dog!”
"Becoming a stripper is rapidly becoming plan A"

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“Alright, [student], for all the marbles: Where is Florida?”
“Uhm... Europe?”
“...You cannot be serious.”
“South America??”
“It’s like an aquatic chicken!”
“Do you mean a duck?”