PsychoticAuthor Presents:

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

Wonka is a thrilling and heartwarming tale about 5 mentally ill and neurodivergent adults and an abused child destroying the lives and careers of 3 billionaires in order to achieve one man's dream to resurrect the dead and legalise maladaptive daydreaming.

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

#she ain't a gold digger#she has been there since you were a kid#she is an investor#a stakeholder

Not a gold-digger but a gem-cutter.

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.