passionate as sin;

for the 100th time, kaylee, i am not gonna sleep with you

         "Welcome home. Explore. Knock yourself out. Please note that that is a figure of speech and that it would really suck for me if you managed to beat yourself unconscious whilst doing something."

"How many bullets would it take to make you shut up?"

"Is that New York's latest trend? If anything, it makes you look like you've got a wedgie. And trust me, sweetheart, I'm not ogling." 

"And how is that working out for you?"

"--you're losing me, sweetheart. Are you referring to your vampire senses tingling? Does the fact that someone's willing to stick a needle in their gut and watch their blood leave their body turn you on?"

"I don't see why not. But, hey, for future references; I'm not anti-killing. I'm anti-making-yourself-look-like-an-idiot. You're new here, right?"

thank you for not leaving my post entirely noteless kaylee

      "Have you ever hijacked a plane?"