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metal gear fans be normal about women challenge (impossible)

hello i am just your average run of the mill metal gear solid fan. you can tell im really progressive and #Woke because i read fanfiction of solid snake taking it up the ass. i think sniper wolf stockholm syndromed otacon. he never really loved her, he just thought he did. she obviously didn’t care about him anyways. why is meryl even there in mgs1? all she does is get in the way and force you to save her. she’s such a pick me. i will choose to not think critically in any way about her relationship with snake because their age difference makes me uncomfortable. eva is such a girlboss. slay. she would totally fujo out over big boss and ocelot. emma is such a girlboss. slay. actually, she didn’t have feelings towards hal that she perceived as incestuous, because it doesn’t make any sense for a victim of ptsd, abandonment, and sexual abuse to develop an unhealthy fixation on a prominent figure from her childhood who she believes wronged her. i know because i’m hideo kojima. i could never ship raiden with a woman because he and sam are obviously meant to be together, despite one of them dying and the other being married with a child, but if i did i would with emma, because that would be so much healthier than his relationship with that bitch rosemary, am i right? i mean, she was totally manipulating him when they were together, and then abandoned him in his hour of need. like what did she even have to deal with that was that bad, physical abuse and an alcoholic partner while managing a pregnancy? raiden has a trauma. and what business did naomi have breaking up otacon and snake, anyway? they were doing great before she came along. all she does is cause problems. sunny is so cute. once naomi leaves and she can be alone with her perfect dads again, she’ll grow up incredibly well-adjusted! mei ling is so cute. i think i’ll bring her up never. i don’t like quiet because she’s too sexualized. nastasha? you mean the russian one? anyways bye, i need to go read my one hundred thousand word long toxic yaoi of war criminals in which the pronoun “she” is never once used.

I gotta go help my dad w his carpets today but y'all pls hold me to talking about Vampire Squid later. He's an old ass OC but he got a big revamp recently and I've been working on a fic about him for a minute now.