FREAK IN THE ROOM

“We should be able to kill ourselves. In our heads. And then be reborn. To be able to talk, look at each other, be together. As if we never met before.”

a collection of lines from the tv show. 

‘ and no one has to frown. or cry. or be emotionally traumatized. ’

‘ not hug. destroy! ’

‘ you, uh…you had a best friend before me? ’

‘ maybes are for babies. ’

‘ you know, i think you’d be a good killer. ’

‘ that’s the problem. when you throw stuff around, it frightens everyone. ’

‘ people will write folk songs about that one day. ’

‘ she’s care-y, not scary. ’

‘ jail’s not so bad. three square meals. and i guess i do respond well to structure. ’

‘ we’ll start by taking out the power plant at the edge of town. then we’ll go one by one to each electronic store. ’

‘ i guess this is just what my life is now: destruction. ’

‘ so, according to __’s  creepy app, this guy lives in the woods just outside of __. ’

‘ the friend-barge is sinking fast. ’

‘ they always find you in scary movies. and then – ’ *imitates chainsaw*

‘ like, there actually might be a real killer in the house with us. ’

‘ ugh. secrets are dumb. ’

‘ it’s kind of like they’re discontinuing your childhood, right? ’

‘ pairs are really important and they have to stay together. ’

‘ is that a poop devil? ’

‘ when __ gets lost, __ gets lost hard. ’

‘ but that’s a product of our society’s unrealistic standards of beauty and fitness. ’

‘ apps. uh, they make me nervous. ’

‘ i’m gonna go catch winks on the couch. ’

‘ this is strangely comforting. ’

‘ we brought you tissues and this anthology of writing by local politicians to cheer you up. ’

‘ oh, frexting? that’s when you text a friend. ’

‘ me and my jacket are gonna head home. ’

‘ nobody’s touching my baby. ’

‘ it’s hard to believe, but there are some things in this world you just can’t improve on. like when you have an incredible friendship. ’

‘ if there is one thing i hate in this whole entire world, it’s haters. i’m gonna find this guy. and i’m gonna pour spaghetti down his favorite white shirt. ’

‘ i’ll destroy the tv’s. you get the toasters. ’

‘ whenever you do anything, put your own personal stamp on it. ’

‘ got an idea but don’t have a pencil? just remember it. ’

‘ civic pride, yo! ’

‘ i’ve decided to ground myself. ’

‘ you can definitely party it up all raging night long within my office, because now i’m cool and fun. ’

‘ you all use the internet. i am the internet. ’

‘ who’s ready to rock-and-spinnamon roll? ’

‘ and books are for reading and loving. not secret hideouts. ’

‘ who else would make a party spot right in the heart of the danger zone? ’

‘ it’s on the news right now, ya dingbats. ’

‘ i’m sorry. i shouldn’t lie. i’ll go now. ’

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