lizard king

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

actually when someone has a nice voice I'm not affected at all and it means nothing to me and you can talk all sweet and condescending in my ear and nothing happens. you could try it right now. I dare you actually. you should slide your hand into my panties while you do it just to be sure.

have you guys noticed that im annoying

mom, i met her on tumblr dot com she’s totally normal and sane

does anyone need me so bad

Thug it out method remains unbeatable

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

Seduce me with your music references

"drop the attitude" either deal with it or fuck it out of me, your choice.