Hand kissing is underrated

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Hey I think you should moan my name even if I'm not there

I got attached like a stray cat you accidentally fed once.

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

men should learn more about female desire and eroticism and devotion and passion and less about porn

*reading a post from the tumblr user psychic_ward_slut67 fully clothed and taking notes with a quill while contemplatively staring off into the distance from time to time because i'm a man who LISTENS* (the post is about drinking piss)

girls be like "i'm shy" then suck the balls too