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The “Instagram Relationship” Gay…..He’s in a relationship in which they both are cheating on each other, but thier pics on IG be on FLEEK

The “Call-Center” Gay….. He works at a call center that he refers to as his “Office” and is always taking a picture with a head set on

The “Educated” Gay….. He has a degree… YAY! Who doesn’t?! …But he will let you know time and time again that he has one, or more

The “Forever 21” gay…..He will spend his entire check at H&M and Forever 21. And will walk in the club like he got on Tom Ford

The “Social Media Only” Gay….He tweets you all day long, and always write on your Facebook post, but act like he don’t know you in person

The “Church” Gay…..He goes to Church Monday-Sunday but still finds time to have orgys and shit! Super saved but super freaky

The “Confusing” gay….He’s on Jackd and Grinder ass Naked, but his Bio says he is Looking for love, and not looking for hook ups

The “Facebook” Gay….He’s your friend on Facebook, but swears he’s ur friend in real life! You have NO idea who he is!

The “Nosey” Gay..He always knows the “tea” and is ALWAYS in somebody business! Clearly doesn’t have a job, and has too much time on his hand

The “Observant” Gay , NOT to be confused with the Nosey gay…..He can go to a party and notice EVERYTHING that went on in the entire room

The “Facetune” Gay…. His IG pics get 1000 likes and He looks so good….ONLINE….In person, his face looks like a 1000 Grand Candy Bar

The “I Didn’t Say That” Gay…..He always says something problematic, but when confronted he suddenly has amnesia

The “Anti-Social” Gay….He is always standing by the FRONT door at the club, looking people up and down! He should’ve stay at HOME

The “Same Pants” Gay…. He has 1 pair of Jeans, but his Shirts be hella cute! Only the Observant Gay notice he only has 1 pair

The “I Didn’t See You” Gay…. He see you when you come in the club, but he aint gonna speak first…His excuse is ALWAYS “I didnt see you”

The “Big Girl” Gay …. He is overweight , but that doesn’t stop him from CHEWING MEAT! …Dick sucking EXPERT

The “Make Up Wearing” Gay… Please allow them an extra 2 hours to get ready for the club….They Face be beat to the GAWDS!

The “Retail” Gay …. He works in retail, He dress nice….But only because he get discounts..He be stingy with his benefits

The “Trade in Pics” Gay…. He looks like the most masculine person in the world, ONLINE….But in person his is FISHY BOOTZ

The “BFFs” Gay….. Its 2 or more of them….They share everything! Clothes! Cars! Blow Up Beds, and NIGGAS! But they fight for each other

The “Opportunist” Gay… He hits you up, wanting to hang out, but has no car or bus fare, and wants you to pick him up.

The “Down In The DM” Gay… He wont speak to you at the club, but when you make it home, he in your inbox saying how nice you looked 

The “College” Gay.. You only see him at the club during Holiday Breaks….But he still manage to sleep with 10 people then go back to school

The “I’m Important” Gay…. He begs to be in someones V.I.P section just to post a pic saying he was in V.I.P

The “RHOA” Gay …. He swears he is Nene, or Porsha, or Phaedra or SOMEBODY…He quotes them ALL DAY LONG! ….usually a Big Girl

The “Political Correct” Gay…He wants to challenge all your facebook status and tweets…You always have to block him

The “DIY” Gay…. He creates ALL his clothes! He will cut some pants up so quick! And add a few sprinkles of bleach! His outfit be LIT!

The “DL” Gay…. He be at the club every Friday, and yall got 600 mutual friends on Facebook…But his status says He loves “Bad Bitches" 

The “Reading” Gay…. This gay will Read the EYES off you! Don’t ever come for this gay unless they send for you

The “I Know Him” Gay…. Don’t ever tell this gay about a guy you like, because he always says “I know him” ..When he just follows him on IG

The “Not so Festive” Gay … He wears red to an all white party, street clothes to a costume party…He just isn’t festive at all

The “Bisexual” Gay …..He aint never seen pussy a day in his life! And he suck more dick than a lil bit! But to each its own

The “Meme Using” Gay…. Having a text convo with this gay is like playing pictionary! He don’t use words at all! Only Memes and emojis

The “Moving to ATL” Gay…. This gay thinks moving to ATL is going to make his life 10x better..

The “That’s Bae” Gay…He says everyone is his bae! He suffers from Greedy Butch Queen syndrome! You’re single because he claims everyone

The “Interpretation Needed” Gay… He’s always texting you long paragraphs full of tea, but full of typos..You have to tell him to just call

The “Flight Attendant” Gay…. He finally got the job at Delta and can travel for FREE….He loves to down talk people who don’t travel

 The “Self Hating” Gay…. This gay tries his best to PROVE to the world he is not like “Other” gays…But his body count begs to differ

JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.

FEBRUARY BABY

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH BABY

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.

APRIL BABY

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

MAY BABY

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.

JUNE BABY

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.

JULY BABY

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days

AUGUST BABY

Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER BABY

Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.

OCTOBER BABY

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.

NOVEMBER BABY

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.

DECEMBER BABY

He’s been educated.