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Thanks. Yeah? I think it'd look cool with your eye color and your skin tone. Besides, you can always dye it back if you don't like it.

Nah, I’ve had worse ideas in the past.

A worse idea than that? No way. What's a worse idea than givin' teenagers the liberty to throw balloons at you?

-she has to glance at her hair before replying- Uh yeah. Yes, it is.

 Oh. Interestin'. I thought so, but I wanted to make sure. [pauses] It's nice, by the way. It suits you.

Wait what?

I was askin' you if that's natural. Your hair color, I mean. I'm just curious.

Well, I told my students that if they could get on the honor roll I’d let them throw water balloons at me when school started back up… One of them filled their balloon up with paint..

Maybe that wasn't your best idea. Weren't you expecting them to pull somethin' like that? I mean, they're teenagers. 

Oh. Yeah, I know I’m pretty dirty. I was rummaging around the library ruins earlier. I haven’t gone home to change yet. Sorry.

You don't have to apologize. I was lettin' you know for your sake, not mine.

Are you suggesting I take off my shirt?

Obviously not. I'm suggestin' you clean it.

And you don't have to be such a fuckin' asshole. Seriously, can't you take a fuckin' hint? 

Oh really? Man and I like this shirt…A LOT! I’m so bummed out.

It's not that bad. I mean, you could get it out if you treated it soon enough. 

Is it really that noticeable? I didn’t think people would see it.

Oh, wow!

Or what? Will the big bad Higher Authority get me too?