I want the fairytale

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apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

Tumblr, one hundred percent, because it gives me more coding freedom.

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

Have you met me? I’m a mess of contradictions in a dress, baby! Those are in fact Shrek The Musical lyrics, and yeah I’m aware that’s not a straight answer. Yes I’m an emotional person, so much so that when I was younger, before I’d come into myself, many would often call me pathetic.

pineapple: sexual orientation?

I am an out, proud, and loud bisexual. I might not have the best romantic track record, or really any at all to speak of, but I’ve always known who I am.

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lychee: satin or lace?

Both, one hundred and ten percent.

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

Well I’ve gone as a RomCom character every year since I was 13, so..

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

Yes, wine is my best friend.

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apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

I watch RomComs and cuddle up with Kit (my dog, named after the best friend in Pretty Woman). My favorites are anything starring Julia Roberts, Hugh Grant, Audrey Hepburn, and Cary Grant. Actually there are a lot more than just those four actors that I look for in my staple RomCome collection, but they’re at the top; a little bit modern and a little bit Old Hollywood Glamour.

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cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

Dusk, because I love the way the setting sun makes the clouds look.

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

If wishing made it so, Romantic Comedy, but Comedy is likely more accurate.

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

Depends entirely on the occasion! There was a time when I regularly rocked the goth look, and sometimes nothing beats that drama.

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

So who’s throwing the absolutely killer New Years Eve party that’ll let a 20 year old get her celebratory champagne on? Virgin cocktails at the Snuggly Duckling just won’t cut it this year and, to be honest, if I have to hear one more karaoke session there I might just lose my mind. All offers will be considered thoroughly before I decide where to send my RSVP. What’s up, Walt? 

Nova, I will literally always give you alcohol when you ask. I mean as Brits with a drinking age of 18, who cares? Besides, you’re almost legal in America, and so long as you’re with someone you can trust to keep you safe, what’s the harm? Anyway, sorry I missed this, but we weren’t having a party anyway (the cottagemates or the sorority sisters), so you didn’t miss anything. I hope you still ahad a great New Years though!

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2019 ENDS.

Left outside their bedroom doors with a bow and a post it.

For the best roommates a girl could ask for! Chocolate and booze, because if you don’t love them both, you’re crazy. Happy Christmas, boys.

Prue

p.s. Did you really think that was all!? $10 gift cards to every shop in town that sells them; they’re inside the box.

Wrapped and left on Kettle’s doorstep with a card:

Surprise! Hey Kettle, I’m Prue, and it’s lovely to informally meet you. I know you like to write, that was pretty much all the information I had going into this, so I’m sorry if these gifts are too obvious or not to your liking, but I tried. When I found a felt letter board that was so large, I really just felt like you needed it? Then the other things are more so you actually have a place to write things down ‘for real.’ I mean inspiration hits everywhere, right; why not the shower? Anyway! I hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Triple P

p.s. No but really, if there’s anything you don’t want to keep the gift receipts are attached to each thing and I promise not to be offended.

Rainier: Can we just have pizza for dinner tonight?

Rainier: I feel like all I've had to eat this week are grilled chicken salads and I'm over it!!!

Prudence: Absolutely, we can always have pizza for dinner!

↳INSTAGRAM: HACKERPRINCESS UPLOADED A PHOTO!

What a great way to spend the weekend, surrounded by good looking people, all of us getting booozy and going swimming! Don’t get me wrong, WaltFest will be missed, but I think this might be more my speed. Cheers to Walt’s first annual beach bash! 🍾