Adult Draco Malfoy Headcanons
Whiney guy... first night he spends at the Potter-Weasley's he's insufferable. The tea he made came out too hot, his blankets at home are cozier, he stubbed his toe on the corner. He's changed a lot, but his spoiled nature is fundamental.
Insults gossip columnists on their inability to scandalize and critiques school bullies' techniques. Quote, "If you're going to be an arse, do it proper."
Buys something unnecessary and overpriced every time he leaves the manor (thank God, that's rarely). Scorpius gets dragged into every luxury shop around.
He still knows too much of Harry Potter's business (gets a lot of intel from Albus).
He's interested in fashion. He keeps a few high-end magazine subscriptions and takes notes. He is best dressed in any room.
The man can cook. When he was recovering post war, he picked up some cooking classes to keep himself productive. He kept on with the classes into Scorpius's early childhood. Now, he can just cook a five-star meal no problem.
He's also not half bad at interior design. Between him and Astoria, they renovated the manor into the right balance of warm and artsy.
He keeps a photo of Scorpius and Astoria in his wallet for comfort.
CRIER! The number one thing he learned from therapy is that his dramatic ass needs to sob every once in a while. He usually does it alone over sentimental reasons: missing lost friends, missing Astoria, getting older, being lonely. However, he tears up over Scorpius constantly. He can't help it; how does his baby just keep growing?
On the same sad note, he gets wretched nightmares. He loves sleeping though, and he often gets vivid, pleasant dreams. So, it's a bit of a Russian roulette every time he crawls into bed.
He still smokes when he drinks. It's a bad habit and he's embarrassed by it. Speaking of drinking, it's got to be a fine wine aged 1925 or lower.
It's never quiet at the manor. The quiet makes him antsy. He plays music, watches tv, and talks to himself. There's always some soft background noise.
(I LOVE DRACO MALFOY! NONE OF YOU KNOW HIM LIKE I DO! THIS LESBIAN KNOWS HIM BEST)