Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.

the kids are alright 

Yes

The rat giveth but the rat does not taketh away!!

bruh did yall forget about the plague?

They helped wipe out 30%-60% of Europe they are the gift that keeps on giving!!

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

Lmao all of the moods

why is this so fucking funny

Because it’s true