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that's between you two and i'll happily make both of you feel bad. yes, i'm a jerk but your favorite jerk.

i'll find a way to make it up to you. i know skylar will too. we always do so yes. are you coming along? if so then grab someone so you're not odd person out.

Why am I dropping down the list? I swear I'm taking her out dancing our something and getting my spot back.

that's between you two and i'll happily make both of you feel bad. yes, i'm a jerk but your favorite jerk.

You're supposed to be nice to me. You're my bestie and I'm also Skye's favorite person.

i think i'm her favorite person and you might be behind julia and thekla at this point.

No idea why since you can be a real jerk but you do treat her well.

i'm only a jerk to you because you make it so easy.

Why did you shave? You know she likes you better with hair. @protostarfletcher

because i wanted to. she loves me with or without hair.

Hey, Thekla and I are trying to get a couples weekend going for her and her girls. So I'm inviting you to come along with us since you're with Skye. I know you're injured but all you have to do is show up. It'll be fun. @protostarfletcher

you think i want her collecting my balls if i say no? it sounds good to me and i'm sure skye will love it. i'm not a hundred percent but close to it.

We're allowed and if you are mean to me then I'll steal her heart too.

sorry love you, but you don't have a chance.