Prophet of the Waagh

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

my only sunshine

you make me happy

when skies are gray

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

please dont take

my sunshine away

Here’s a great reminder to have at least a few sips of coffee in the morning before starting to make breakfast. You don’t ever want to mistake a carton of Cage-Free Xenomorph Eggs for perfectly harmless chicken eggs. It only takes one freshly-hatched Alien facehugger to ruin your breakfast, followed by the rest of your newly-shortened life.

NECA recently shared this preview image of an awesome set of six Alien eggs, three unhatched and three already open with tiny facehuggers bursting forth. They come in a carton printed with “safe handling instructions.” Of course, by the time you read their instructions, all hopes of personal safety have gone out the window. Still, it’s thoughtful of them to try.

Jorund is probs just making high pitched excited dog noises.