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Oh Hey Jerome, good to see you again! Hope you're keeping well, and haven't.....killed anyone or something?

Who or what I kill and when is my business, I’m sure you understand. But I am well, thank you…been keeping a low profile for…reasons. 👀

Hope you’re doing well also; haven’t seen you around lately though I don’t blame you for the lack of interest in janitorial work.

voteforevilthoughts

Ah of course of course!

Naa, I have however recently met a Klaus, you may know him. He's my new bestie and I will be forever in your life now, and we won't be annoying together at all or anything

jeromethejanitor

Hmmmmmm…I’m tired already. 🫩

prophet1963

my two favorite people!! good to see you out of your closet for once, little buddy. wait… is this you coming out of the closet?! 🙌🙌🥳

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sightofsea

kill me once, shame on you. kill me twice how did you do that

jeromethejanitor

May I offer you a pat on the head? I know your like your space so I'll do air pats if that makes you more comfortable.

*Pat pat*

You're amazing!

Just know that while I'm sure your intentions are pure, this kind of coddling makes me feel instantly disgruntled. Klaus says I have the demeanor and approachability of a wet cat, which....I don't disagree with.

prophet1963

#the resemblance is uncanny #fivey the cat #hehe #the prophet speaks

jeromethejanitor

My New Year’s resolution is to get with Five.

Get what?

prophet1963

look, anon, you're going to have to play the long game, here. for someone who supposedly works at the cia, fivey is surprisingly clueless. so, my advice it to just take it slow. don't make any wild and crazy movements or you'll scare him away. pretend he's a little forest creature that you are trying to get to eat out of your hand

#you'll thank me later #he still may bite though #the prophet speaks

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What's your favorite drama show? (And merry Christmas to the family)

merry christmas to you too! the fam had a nice get together with only a few minor injuries, which is pretty good by hargreeves standards!

let’s see… favorite drama show. interview with a vampire is always good. you really can’t go wrong with a sexy vampire am i right?

for the most part though i have to watch whatever five is watching because he’s a bully and steals the remote

#the prophet speaks

jeromethejanitor

Have you had a good brat summer/winter? (Assuming Klaus told you what that is)

Good guess, Klaus did spend far too much time explaining this one to me. It has been a very 'brat' year so far.

prophet1963

pretty sure fivey lives a full brat life and i fully support it 😆

#the prophet speaks

jeromethejanitor

Still haven’t figured out how to fix your pfp, huh?

This profile picture is a hot topic, I see....what if I change it to a blank square or something less controversial?

prophet1963

don't you dare

#the prophet speaks

jeromethejanitor

What are your plans for the holidays this year?

Family time...we're doing a secret santa gift exchange.

prophet1963

ho ho ho mfer's! emphasis on the "ho"

#you're welcome fivey #don't go falling in love with me #lila you know me too well

jeromethejanitor

what do you do in your free time? i like to read and watch some series, have you heard of it on Netflix?

I enjoy reading as well, and taking Mr Penny for walks in the park. Klaus shows up at my apartment every few days to ‘binge watch’ shows on Netflix…he wants to watch the most bizarre shows, but I prefer documentaries.

prophet1963

don't believe a word he says, @ao3biggfan. i catch the old man checking out the huntrix gals and humming along

#documentaries my ass #my shows are not bizarre #but i can't afford my own subscription #so i have to use yours #the prophet speaks

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jeromethejanitor

It seems I'm becoming a bit of a cat collector (which I don't see any problems with).

prophet1963

i’ve been saying it for years… the man is a pussy magnet

#🐈🧲#alright fivey!#lol #the prophet speaks

anxeious

prophet1963

did i write this and forget again? it's possible. anyhoo... welcome to my life

#the prophet speaks

Christmas kitty for you too!

why thank you, forest goblin! i do love a furry, festive pussy... cat

#the prophet speaks #xmas cat

jeromethejanitor

ball of twine

I’m listening…

prophet1963

*has a ptsd flashback* AHHHHHHHHH!!!

jeromethejanitor

You’re the one that ruined that trip. 🙄

lutherspaceboy

Oh maybe we can all see it on our next road trip?

prophet1963

great idea, big guy! we can rent one of those big rvs and take a trip with ALL of us! it'll be some real family bonding shit

#the prophet speaks #hargreeves family roadtrip

jeromethejanitor

ball of twine

I’m listening…

prophet1963

*has a ptsd flashback* AHHHHHHHHH!!!

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jeromethejanitor

Can i call you fivey? :3

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....No.

prophet1963

that is a term of endearment reserved only for very special family members. right fivey?

#the prophet speaks #he loves it

I swung by your cults compound earlier to just see what it’s all about and to say i’m quite concerned about it is the least i can say.

oh, hey judy

3 words for you: snitches get stitches

#the prophet speaks #not a cult #alternative spiritual community #not sure how many times i have to say that

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