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"Flex."

I programmed this one to respond to the word "Up".

"Anyway, when you wake up, not only will you now naturally and cheerfully obey my every little command without question, but you'll also stop making those dumb jokes over the radio you know I hate." #bestpartner

“Wow that was crazy. When you said that word my mind went blank and I just had to flex for you for a second.”

Yeah you can leave him paused until you decide what you want to do next.

Another satisfied owner.

"The body swap is on schedule for the end of the month."

“Yes, any command at any time. Watch: Strip down and lie back on the bed. See? The only thing he can’t be made to do is hurt you, the registered owner, in any serious way.”

"He's completely responsive to voice commands. Watch: Lose the shirt, drop your pants and flex!"

"He's completely responsive to voice commands. Watch: Stop. Stand up. Flex."

“You can use the quick-access Selfie button to get a selfie from your MuscleMan at any time. Here he is now.”

“Get down and give me infinity.”

"The system is very effective. The headphones only need to be on for a few moments to make him completely and permanently cooperative."

“The manual said you’re not supposed to pause him mid-rep, but I love doing it and he doesn’t seem any worse for wear.”

“Certainly, you can leave him paused indefinitely. Many of our customers will pause them overnight or for longer periods, especially if you do have multiple units at home.”

“We’re sorry that we didn’t have a comparable substitute unit to complete your trio while the original was being serviced, but we hope you found him satisfactory. In appreciation for your understanding we will be upgrading your original unit with the premium upgrade package, free of charge.”

“That’s right, first you pause them, then you can register yourself as owner, record any initial commands, and then unpause whenever you’re ready. I’ll admit, sometimes I like to cop a little feel at this stage, but of course you can do that at any time once you’re registered.”