hey wassup losers @coldresolve and i made a whump tier list
tag people. make us famous
(it’s for science)
I think this is a great illustration to how vastly different flavors of whump can be
Ok it should actually be readable now

blake kathryn
Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium

PR's Tumblrdome

izzy's playlists!
tumblr dot com
Show & Tell
art blog(derogatory)
YOU ARE THE REASON
Not today Justin

oozey mess
One Nice Bug Per Day

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Claire Keane
hello vonnie
almost home

pixel skylines
todays bird

seen from Canada
seen from Egypt

seen from United States
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seen from United States
seen from Malta
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Spain

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seen from Malta
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Malaysia
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hey wassup losers @coldresolve and i made a whump tier list
tag people. make us famous
(it’s for science)
I think this is a great illustration to how vastly different flavors of whump can be
Ok it should actually be readable now

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“Get off of me!”
“Is it not obvious that I’m saving you, you dunce!”
“Why would you save me?”
“Why would you get yourself caught!”
“Why won’t you tell me what happened?”
“What, like you’d even care if I did.”
“I- what you think I came all this way cause I don’t care!?”
“You deserved a way worse beating than whatever they gave you.”
“What do you wan- oh, another nightmare?”
“Mhm.”
“God, you’re annoying, get in.” Pats bed
“Goodness sake, whumpee, the rope isn’t for you, it’s for the moving the logs out back.”
“What’s that?”
“Another love note from lover boy Whumper, lucky you, hm?”
“I hate you!”
“Don’t try sweet talk your way out of taking your meds, whumpee.”
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!
let’s give it up for graphic depictions of violence three cheers for graphic depictions of violence
Caretaker Lines!!
✮ "Stop trying to act tough. You're shaking."
✮ "When did this happen? Why didn't you tell me sooner?"
✮ "Hold still--I know it stings, but I have to do this."
✮ "You scared me half to death, you know that?"
✮ "I've got you. You don't have to hold yourself up anymore."
✮ "Just breathe. In and out. I'm right here."
✮ "You're going to need stitches and I swear, if you say you're fine one more time--"
✮ "Don't argue with me right now. Just let me help you."
✮ "I'm not going anywhere, so stop telling me to leave."
✮ "Can you squeeze my hand? I need to know you can hear me."
✮ "You're running a fever on top of everything else. Of course you are."
✮ "I found you on the floor. Do you understand how terrifying that was?"

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I love it when a character is undercover and gets arrested by their friends or coworkers to maintain their cover. The drama, the theater. *chef's kiss*
How to become friends
Here a some ways on how your characters could become/could've become friends.
"School & Childhood" Friends
Sitting next to each other on the first day of class
Being assigned as lab/project partners
Having the same teacher and complaining together
Sharing school supplies
Being the only two people who don’t know anyone
Riding the same school bus
Getting seated alphabetically near each other every year
Being in detention together
Letting the other cheat off of them
One person defending the other from bullying
Meeting at recess or on the playground
Competing on the same academic team
Being roommates in college
Always sitting next to each other in the library
Staying up late talking in the dorms
Helping each other study before exams
Meeting during orientation week
"Family Connections" Friends
Their mothers/fathers being friends
Being cousins close in age
Growing up as neighbors
Family friends who vacation together
Parents arranging playdates
Siblings introducing them
One family helping another during hard times
Their families attending the same religious or community events
Becoming friends because their kids are friends
Meeting at weddings or family reunions
Dating each others' siblings
"Neighborhood & Everyday Life" Friends
Living in the same apartment building
Seeing each other walking dogs every day
Sharing a fence/backyard
Helping shovel snow or carry groceries
Meeting at a local park regularly
Frequenting the same café
Running into each other during morning commutes
One person helping after a car breakdown
Being regulars at the same store
Sharing a laundry room in their apartment building
"Work & Professional Life" Friends
Starting work on the same day
Complaining about the boss together
Working late on the same project
Covering shifts for each other
Sitting beside each other in the office
Traveling together for work
Bonding during training sessions
Accidentally getting trapped in endless meetings together
One mentoring the other
Quitting the same toxic workplace
"Shared Interests" Friends
Joining the same sports team
Playing in the same band
Meeting in an online game
Joining the same fandom
Taking the same art/music/dance classes
Going to the same gym
Meeting through cosplay or conventions
Attending book clubs
Participating in hobby communities
Posting in the same niche online forum
Volunteering for the same cause
Meeting in a run club
Following each other online
"Through Other Friends" Friends
“You two would get along”
Becoming the last two awake at a party
Mutual friends inviting both people repeatedly
Being added to the same group chat
Becoming friends after a breakup divides the friend group
One friend “adopting” the quieter person
Meeting through double dates
Their two friend groups mixing with each other when two people start dating
Becoming roommates through mutuals
"Random Coincidences" Friends
Missing the same train
Being stranded somewhere together
Wearing the same outfit or shirt
Reaching for the same book in a library
Accidentally texting the wrong number
Dancing next to each other at a concert
Sitting together in the airport during a delayed flight
Sitting next to each other on the train/plane
Getting stuck in an elevator with each other
Meeting on holiday together
One person dropping something and the other helping
Surviving an embarrassing moment together
Laughing at the same thing no one else noticed
"Funny & Unexpected Situation" Friends
Mistaken identity leading to conversation
Fighting first and later becoming close
One stealing the other’s seat
A shared hatred of the same person
Both pretending to understand something they don’t
Meeting because of a lost pet
Becoming friends after a minor car accident
One person overhearing the other say something unhinged and agreeing
Meeting through a heated conversation in a comment section
Accidentally attending the wrong event together
Competing against each other and gaining each other's respect
More: Friendship Masterpost (Prompts & Advice)
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End a scene with a decision that solves one problem while creating a worse one.
Reactions to... the other being jealous
"Aww, you don't have to be jealous."
"Do I detect some jealousy there?"
"You don't have anything to worry about."
"I'm yours, remember?"
"Don't be jealous. There is no reason for that."
"I kind of enjoy you being like this."
"Is it bad that I like your jealousy a tiny bit?"
"I feel really flattered."
"Why did you act like that?"
"This is not like you. What's going on?"
"Oh, jealousy looks good on you."
"You're not allowed to be jealous. Not after everything that happened."
"Promise me you will talk to me next time, ok?"
"Stop it. You have nothing to worry about."
"Jealousy is a normal feeling. Just don't let it consume you."
More: Reactions to… Masterpost
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#346
inspo by @/frostwing213
content: lady whump, lady whumpee, past trauma, rocky recovery, past captivity, team whump, nightmares
Leader jolted awake in her bed, heart pounding. Another nightmare. Useless. She was being useless.
She looked at the clock. Five thirty. She could stay in bed for another thirty minutes to collect and gather herself, but she knew if she closed her eyes for a single second, the images tormenting her would come back full force. So she got out of bed and went to the bathroom.

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“What’s with all the bandages?”
“I’m trying to stop you from bleeding out, as per usual.”
“Don’t seem to be doing that good of a job.”
“Well aware”
“What’s with all the bandages?”
“I’m trying to stop you from bleeding out, as per usual.”
“Don’t seem to be doing that good of a job.”
“Well aware”
someone who doesn’t realise just how heavy their cold has become until they’re bent over doing work, or perhaps reading, and their nose starts to drip.
"i'm fine, caretaker. i promise."
"you're not fine. you're actively bleeding out and i'd bet you're less than a minute from passing out. we're going to the hospital."
If you DON'T have two characters who will die for each other and one of them is kidnapped to be used as bait for the other and the other character will fall for the trap to save them while the captured character hopes that the other character doesn't rescue them and would rather die to keep the other safe then what's even the point man (GN).

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Beloved Whump Prompt #77
Whumpee feels guilty about being sick.
Beloved Whump Prompt #78
"Why does your leg look at that?!"
"It's fine, don't-"
"THAT is not fine! What the hell happened?!"