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Aquamanâs Jason Momoa Plays a Game of Beer Pong.
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Request by @10robins - Steve Rogers is Hell to live with. Everyone thinks heâs perfect, but Steveâs really the kind of guy who drinks all the milk and puts the empty carton back and squeezes the toothpaste in the middle. Clothes get thrown everywhere, you trip over his boots and DONâT EVER use the bathroom right after him. But heâs also the kind of guy who makes sure to keep your favorite chocolate around, brings you flowers, and sings you to sleep with Disney songs.
Summary: Captain America, everyone seems to think he is this perfect, modest, gentleman. You did too, before you moved in with him and were suddenly hit with the realization that âŚOh hey.. Steve Rogerâs is the literal worst roommate.
A/N: I am utterly in love with this request lol. Thereâs so many ideas I can think of! Iâm so excited to write this! Obviously this is going to be a multi chapter fic, and how I will do most requests, so enjoy the angsty/fluffy/smutty ride I guess !! Give me some love, its free anyways! :D
Pairing: Steve Rogers x reader
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One step forward | Two steps back | Captain America? Heâs the worst! | Netflix and space brownies | Steve Rogers plans a date | Disaster! | Breakfast in bed and make up sex | Respect the shield | Bucky and Sam to the rescue | Tony Stark throws a party! |
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Proof that even the god of mischief tom Hiddleston is an absolute child⌠just like all marvel actors
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âAccidentally in loveâ (2)
Summary: A night out in Brooklyn, a stranger and a whole lot of tequila. Question isâŚwhereâd the ring come from, and Why the fuck did you marry The Winter Soldier.
A/N: This is a little series for @cumonbucky 6k challenge! Itâs reallyyyy cheesy! I hope you like part 2, I know its not very good but give me some feedback :)? Itâs free anyway, (doesnât cost anything to be kind)
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader
Warnings: A little smut? but yeahâŚ
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Mamoudou Gassama: Mali âSpidermanâ to be made French citizen
Mamoudou Gassama, an undocumented immigrant who has become a national hero in France after scaling a building to save a toddler who was dangling off a balcony, is to be made a French citizen. After a meeting between Gassama and French President Emmanuel Macron, the office of the French presidency said that Gassama would be made a French citizen and had been offered a job by the Paris fire brigade.
Mr Gassama is said to have arrived in France last year, taking the long and dangerous journey to Europe via a boat over the Mediterranean to Italy.
I just climbed up and thank God, God helped me. The more I climbed the more I had the courage to climb up higher, thatâs it,â he added.[x]
Anyone Like You... Chapter 8
Fandom: Marvel Modern AU
Sub fandom: Avengers Modern AUÂ (slight Star Wars crossover)
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x fem reader
Word count: 2.2 K
Warnings: Cuss words. Angst. Sorry, not sorry. This chapter took a completely different turn than I had initially planned today. But thereâs still fluff. Feedback welcome, but please be gentle.
Authorâs Note: Iâve not seen Infinity War. I wonât until itâs released on digital. Therefore, this piece is completely spoiler free. Does not adhere to Avengerâs timeline, hence AU.
Summary: Reader is a middle school teacher. Meets Bucky through Clintâs children. (I have no clue how old Hawkeyeâs kids are. I put em into lower level middle school grades. Again, itâs an AU.)
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You quietly close the door, holding a breath before you turn around, taking in the sight. Bucky stands in the tiny hallway of your tiny abode, peering around, a bit unsure of himself. âUhm⌠living room is straight ahead.â You nearly whisper, your heart pounding. You still cannot believe heâs inside the apartment. Your apartment. Your haven away from everyone and everything.
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Backing out of the room; your eyes already started burning with tears. Clenching your jaw, you tried to keep them at bay as long as possible, but it was difficult when Steveâs words kept replaying through your mind like a scratched vinyl.
âI donât love you. The only reason why I wanted you here was so I could piss Rumlow off. So I could take something of his.â
If it was any other person you would have held your head high and saved the tears for when you were completely alone; your pride usually helped stop the tears from falling. For some frustrating reason, your pride had suddenly decided to evaporate when you needed it most.  You knew you shouldnât care, that Steve had his own issues to work through and all thatâŚbut. But. But. But. Those three words you had let slip to him were the truth.
You loved him, plain and simple. And that terrified you.
From the start you had been cautious around him, worried that he was only pretending to care about you to get back at the man who killed Peggy. Bile rose in your throat at the thought.
This was the first time that a man had shown you what real love was. At least thatâs what you thought until he made it quite clear that he had only been using you. Deep in your heart you refused to believe that he was only pretending to care about you. It didnât make sense to you, but maybe he was just a good actor.
It scared you how easily you fell for him.
You were so wrapped up in your thoughts that you were not paying attention to where you were walking, until you bumped into a wall. Looking up, you realised that it wasnât a wall, and that it was Bucky instead. Forcing a wobbly smile on your face, you tried to make it seem like nothing was wrong, but apparently he could read you better than what you thought.
The easy-going smile that was on his face fell the moment he locked eyes with you. That quick eye contact caused the floodgates to open, and suddenly Bucky had you pressed to his chest, your sobs muffled by his t-shirt. One hand rubbed up and down your back, as he whispered reassuring words to you.
The next morning, you were seated on the front stoop of the mansion, watching Bucky pack a few suitcases into the back of a car. The two of you were going off on an adventure (Buckyâs words not yours) to a destination unknown to you, and while a part of you was excited, you were completely drained. Between getting kidnapped and shot and getting your heart smashedâŚit was all too much for you to handle. So, you sat and watched, Bucky cracking jokes to try and get you to smile the entire time.
As the car was pulling away, something made you glance up at the second floor window. Steve was there, staring down at you. Swallowing thickly, you turned, your heart once again cracking. Â
When the two of you arrived , Bucky carried both suitcases off with you trailing behind. Looking around, the crystal blue water surrounding the white sand made you feel a little bit better. Bucky then led you to a cute little log beach house overlooking the ocean. The breeze picked up, making you blink your bleary eyes, and he told you to go explore while he got dinner started (Bucky Barnes was the best damn chef you had ever encountered, and even though you felt like shit, you perked up at the sound of Bucky clanging pots and pans together). Sliding your shoes and socks off, you set them on the wooden porch and squished your toes through the warm sand. The sun in the distance was setting, so you walked towards the beach and took a seat in the sand, settling down to watch the sun fall beyond the wavering water.
While dinner was cooking, Bucky stood on the back porch of the beach house with a towel over his shoulder, leaning against the railing, his eyes never leaving the dark shape of you sitting on the beach alone. Bucky gave you some time to yourself, hoping that would help get you out of the funk you were currently in.
The entire plane ride to the island had been silent. Bucky had tried multiple times to get you to laugh or just smile, but you wouldnât budge. You had apologized multiple times, and Bucky had somehow felt worse. Â
Your back was to him, yet he could almost picture the look on your face. He guessed it was a mixture of the lies Steve told you as well as losing the only freedom you had left that caused you to act the way you were acting. In the short time he knew you, he had never seen you act this way. It was almost like every single ray of happiness within you was snuffed out. Although he sympathized with you, he had been given orders to keep you safe and he wasnât going to let anyone hurt you physically. Bucky does wish, however, that Steve would have just told you the truth instead of lying to you.
Bucky wonders suddenly if you are depressed. He would understand if you were; if the events over the past few days triggered anything. Between getting shot and Steve being a shit-head,
His phone was clasped in his hand, and after a few seconds he slid his finger across the home screen and dialed a number. Steve picked up after the second ring, sounding slightly out of breath. Bucky guessed that he had just been boxing; Steve always did that when he was consumed by dark thoughts. Â
âDid something happen?â He barks out, worry evident in his voice. Bucky damn near rolled his eyesâof course Steve was immediately worried about Y/N. Making an effort to hold his tongue instead of yelling at his best friend, he ran a single hand through his long hair. Â
âNo weâre-Steve, I know youâre trying to protect her and I totally understand, but youâŚyou need to talk to her.â
Steve sighed on the other end. âBucky you know I canât. She has to stay away from me; I got her into this mess and now Iâm going to get her out of it.â
âShe isnât okay Steve. I canât-she isnât okay, sheâs alone on the beach and I-goddammit Steve, sheâs crying.â Bucky rubbed his face.
âAs soon as I find that son of a bitch, you guys can come home. In the meantime, justâŚstay safe okay? I canât lose the two most important people in my-â Alarm bells in Buckyâs mind went off as Steve was cut off by a sound akin to gunshots in the background of the phone call. Â
âSteve?â
The line was breaking up but Bucky could decipher what Steve was getting at. âHeâsâŚhereâŚstayâŚyou are.â
âSteve!â Bucky shouted into the phone, his heart pounding when the call cut out. For a few seconds he stared at the Call Ended button, his mind going into overdrive.
âBucky?â A soft voice asked. âWhatâs wrong?â
He felt a lie on the tip of his tongue, but thought differently. âItâs-Rumlow is attacking the mansion. And Steve is, well-I donât know if heâs okay.â
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You land yourself a date with the man who is definitely faking the whole golden boy attitude.
Pairing: Steve Rogers x female!reader
Warnings: fluff ig, language, self doubt
A/N: finally, something that isnât angst! Send in requests, I actually have time to write this summer!
There was no way, no fucking way, that Steven Grant Rogers, Americaâs Golden Boy, Captain America, would have spared you a second glance. You were positive that he was just glancing at the wall behind you, maybe looking out the window. Scanning for threats.
You were just the IT girl, nothing fancy. Hair up and out of your eyes, face devoid of makeup, wearing sweatpants and your dadâs old tee shirt (it was a self-proclaimed pajama day, no one even cared what you looked like anyways. Fury could deal with it.).
But there he was. Walking past you in all his patriotic glory. Not in uniform, but still radiating the apple-pie-american-dream feeling that you knew had to be a front. He looked at you, his gaze flitting over your form as you poured yourself your third - or fourth - cup of coffee that morning, and he slowed a bit, looking at you again.
And then you noticed his burning gaze on the side of your head. Your eyes met his, and he hurriedly looked away, picking up his pace. There was no way.
At least, thatâs what you thought until you saw a sticky note on your computer the next day, with a quick sketch of the scene. It was signed, almost illegibly, but you couldâve sworn you saw a âSteve Rogersâ in there somewhere.
The sticky notes kept appearing, day after day. So did lingering stares, small smiles, and coffees randomly delivered to your station with quick doodles on the cup. You didnât know what Steve saw in you. After all, he was Captain America. He could have anyone he wanted.
But he wanted you.
Steve had noticed you from a distance, your presence a constant around the base and SHIELD HQ. Apparently, Fury trusted you more than the average employee, and ever since Sam had been hanging around more often, he had seen Steveâs longing glances.
âDude, just ask her out. Itâs not that hard,â Sam chided his friend for what mustâve been the billionth time that week.
âShe would never say yes,â Steve muttered, all his focus on a sticky not pad that he had carried with him since he almost got the courage to go up and say hello.
Sam scoffed. âWanna bet? People are probably lining up around the corner to see who can score a date with you. [Y/n] would be ecstatic.â
A small pile of sticky notes was placed on the table between the two heroes, catching their attention immediately. You couldnât help but feel nervous; how you managed to gather the courage to go up to the pair was Buzzfeed Unsolved-worthy.
Steve abandoned his drawing, looking up at you with the puppy-dog look that, once again, had to be a front. âHello.â
âHi,â you said softly, smiling down at the man who had captured you with small sketches and good coffee. âI heard that you liked me.â
âWhat gave it away?â Steve laughed, half-embarrassed.
You shrugged, not noticing Sam slip away to give you two space. âI dunno, maybe the stares or, you know, these.â You tapped the drawings.
He laughed again, and you nearly melted. Itâs fake, you reminded yourself. He enlisted five times in five different cities. Heâs not this pure. Get over yourself.
âYeah, I was kinda gathering up the courage to ask you to lunch one of these days.â
âAnd I was gathering up the courage to say yes. This Friday?â You asked, placing another sticky note on top of the pile, this one with your number on it. âText me.â
Steve nodded, a little awestruck, and you walked away, satisfied, internally squealing like a little kid. You just landed a date with Captain Anerica.

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The White Wolf: Part 4
Summary: James âBuckyâ Barnes is the most feared man in New York. What happens when a flower shop owner gets tangled up in his empire?
Warnings:Â lots of fluff, angst, an overused trope
Pairing: mobster!Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: about 1600
A/N:Â Surprise! Part 4 posted one day early. Iâve officially decided that this series will be 13 parts in length!
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The White Wolf: Part 3
Warnings: fluff, language, angst
Pairing: mobster!Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: about 1700
A/N: I AM A BIG CHEESEBALL
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The White Wolf: Part 2
Summary: James âBuckyâ Barnes is the most feared man in New York. What happens when a flower shop owner gets tangled up in his empire?
Warnings: language, fluff, a tiny bit of angst, Bucky just wants to find love!
Pairing: mobster!Bucky Barnes x reader
Word Count: about 1800
A/N: there arenât enough words to describe how thankful I am for how many of you guys supported the first part of this story I love you guys.
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Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,
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Friend Of A Friend, A Bucky Barnes X Reader Fic.
Bucky Barnes canât seem to stop running into a friend of a friend, he also canât seem to stop himself being infatuated with her infectious smile, quick wit and her ability to bring the walls he had spent so long building, crashing down.Â
Got loads of unfinished fics and exams so why not yeaaaa
Warnings; Swearing.
It was hot. Mid July and in the middle of a particularly hot week in NYC, the papers were calling it the âworst heatwave in NYC since 1943.â It was the kind of sticky heat that made you sweat just from standing up and when you walked out of a building the heat hit you like a brick wall. The air smelt of salty sweat and sun damaged skin and everybody was in a particularly sluggish mood. It was 11:30am on a Thursday morning, the sun was almost at its highest point and you could tell. People milled in and out of the National Archives building, some came in just for the shade, but you had no energy to refuse them. There was a particularly aggravated lady occupying the desk, she was fanning her face with one hand, the other was clutching a stack of papers, she was trying to request a file on behalf of the company she worked for but didnât have ID. She seemed to be giving your colleague, Andrea a particularly hard time about it. Andrea was a middle aged, African American woman who you worked closely with, she was on the same shift pattern as you and you had become somewhat close friends because of that.
âI have told you maâam I cannot give you the file without any valid ID to prove that the person who is authorized on that form is actually youâ Andrea repeated, exasperated and with an edge to her voice, that usually meant âdonât push meâ she placed her hands on her hips and raised her brows at the blonde woman, who must have been about 35, she clicked her tongue at Andreas words and sighed heavily.
âBut it is me, thatâs my name right thereâ the woman almost whined and slammed a manicured finger down on the name highlighted on the form.
âHow do I know that?â Andrea asked, raising her eyebrows further and cocking her head at the difficult customer. The woman slammed her stiletto clad heels down on the marble flooring of the NA building.
âYouâre telling me, I have to walk back across the city in this heat, just to get my ID to collect a file that I can see from hereâ She pointed wildly behind Andreas head and into the filling room as she raised her voice a few octaves in pure frustration. Andrea remained unfazed by the womanâs outburst and kept a calm demeanour.
âUnless you can produce some identification from where the sun doesnât shine then yes, thatâs what youâre going to have to do, itâs company policyâ Andrea crossed her arms over her chest and gave the customer a testing look, the look that warned most people they were getting dangerously close to the edge. Despite the womanâs clear irritation, she didnât push further, just sighed dramatically and gathered her papers.
âThis is patheticâ she hissed at the two of you before striding across the marble flooring, her heels clicking violently as she left. Andrea turned to face you, a look of annoyance on her features.
âIt is too hot to be dealing with people like that todayâ She declared, taking a sip of her water bottle that she grabbed from under the counter and took a moment to lean back against the filing cabinets that you were currently riffling around in, you looked up at her and wiped your head with the back of your hand and nodded in agreement.
âYour patience is a virtueâ you praised jokingly and gave up on your task to join her in leaning against the black filling cabinet. You both surveyed the large building from your stance behind the counter.
âWell Iâm running low on itâ She grumbled as you snorted. You both enjoyed a few moments of peace, Andreaâs eyes surveying the floor as you leaned your head back and shut your eyes, thankful for the small break when you remembered something that made you grin with slight excitement. You opened your eyes and pulled your head forward to face your co-worker.
âAndrea, I think thereâs some ice cream sandwiches in the freezer in the break roomâ you told her eagerly, excited at the thought of something to cool you down, even if it was only slightly. She turned her head to face you and narrowed her eyes slightly.
âWell what are you waiting for child, go get themâ she faux scolded and shooed you into the back which made you chuckle but you did as you were told and hurried through the filling room and down the linoleum hall way that connected to the break room, a dingy room with a table and chairs, a small fridge and freezer and a microwave that was on the fritz. You pulled the door open to the freezer and sighed contently as the cold air rushed over your overheated body, you didnât waste another second before rummaging around in the old freezer, it was right at the back you saw the box and pulled it out in triumph, similar to a war torn hero retrieving an important artefact from the fiery depths of hell, or something like that. You clutched the two to your chest and shut the door with your foot, on the way back you decided you just could not wait for the whole 30 second walk and ripped yours open with your teeth, discarding the wrapping in the bin in the filling room, you emerged into the light, like a hero, tucking into your ice cream sandwich.
âWell, it was hard but I diâŚâ You started as you walked out but was interrupted by Andrea stood at the desk looking displeased with two large burly men in full combat gear who didnât look so happy themselves. One of the men you recognised as Sam Wilson aka The Falcon AKA your only friend in your politics and international relations night class and the other man as The Winter Solider. You had taken the class purely because you were interested in the subject and almost dropped out when you heard a bunch of girls gossiping at your induction sign up.
âDid you know thereâs supposed to be an Avenger in this class, itâs the only reason I took itâ
âOh my GOD, I hope itâs Captain America, he is hotâ
âNo, his friend is so much hotterâ
âJesus theyâre all snacksâ
You cringed at the memory. It wasnât that you disagreed with the girls at all, they were all hotter than this insufferable heatwave. But you didnât want to have to put up with fan girls and the fact there would be a hunky guy in your class, that would no doubt know he was hot and get good grades without even trying and all the pretty girls would be friends and it would be JUST LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GODDAMN IT. You were sure your sanity or anxiety couldnât take it. You decided to sign up anyway and you could always change to a different subject if it was too bad.
However you had unknowingly sat next to said Avenger on the first night of classes, you were running late because you had been doing VERY important things that had overrun slightly (you had fell asleep watching MasterChef and almost ran into the lecture hall looking incredibly dishevelled and sat down in the closest seat to you). Nobody sat next to him despite their intrigue and attraction because Sam could be a scary looking guy when he wanted to be. You had almost choked when you realised who you were sitting next to, you were sure that your eyes had bulged out of your head and you were certain your breathing was incredibly sporadic, you looked like a mad woman.
âIs everything okay?â He had whispered, his deep voice had sounded concerned as he looked down on you, you noted how the short sleeve T- shirt he was wearing displayed his array of muscles. Â
âYep, fell asleep watching MasterChef, very disoriented, pretty much ran here, other than that yep Iâm stellar. What about you, are you okay?â you had whispered back whilst nodding profusely, fuelling those mad woman traits. But he had just laughed down at you and you smiled back up at him and I guess the rest was history, you had somehow become good friends after that interaction. You realised pretty soon he wasnât scary or intimating, he was just a huge goof with a wicked sense of humour. Despite being single and flirty, he didnât really have much romantic interest in the girl in our class, but he did enjoy flirting.
They hadnât noticed your entrance, so you watched the exchange from afar and ate your ice-cream.
âDo you have ID?â Andrea deadpanned, her eyes scanning the two men, she didnât look impressed with their unpleasant demeanour. Sam whipped out his ID and handed it over without a word, he nudged his Avengers co-worker to do the same, The Winter Soldier, or Bucky Barnes as he goes by now, was devilishly handsome with long brown hair and beautiful blue eyes, you were certain his mysteriousness and intrigue caused girls to literally loose their minds over him, but he stayed quiet and brooding as he always did as he just shoved Sam back in annoyance. Â Andrea examined the ID and handed it back, turning to look at the long-haired man expectantly.
âAnd yourself?â she tapped her red nails on the counter whilst she waited, he matched her deadpan expression and made no attempt to retrieve his ID.
âI donât have any identification, Iâm 100 years oldâ the man spoke in a deep, low voice, there was absolutely no trace of jest in his words and Andrea threw her hands in the air in exasperation. You snorted in amusement but decided to step in before she literally lunged at the two men.
âSam?â you called as you stepped into view and all three of them snapped their heads towards you. Andrea looked relieved, Sam looked slightly shocked and Bucky held his deadpan expression.
âY/Nâ he greeted with a grin. âGood, if you know these men you can deal with themâ Andrea interrupted quickly sauntering off into the filling room, grabbing her ice cream sandwich from your outstretched hand as she went, you had long finished yours. You walked up to the desk and leaned on your arms.
âWhatâs up?â you asked casually looking up at him, he seemed to relax a little since seeing you and didnât look as intimidating.
âHere on official Avengers business, on the hottest day of the damn yearâ he grumbled wiping his brow. âI forgot you worked hereâ he added, surveying the surroundings.
âNew Yorkâs finest National Archives administration assistant at your serviceâ you mock saluted as Sam snorted. âOne of us has to have a real jobâ you muttered, and Samâs eyes widened at your words as he placed his hands on his chest in mock hurt as you grinned.
âI save the worldâ he protested loudly crossing his arms, you waved him off, not wanting to get into this debate today.
âWhat do you need Sam?â you asked again, standing up straight. The large man dumped a pile of papers on the counter.
âI need these files.â He stated simply.
âBuuuut no ID?â you questioned gesturing to Bucky and Sam rolled his eyes
âYou heard the man heâs 100 years old, he fought in world war two, heâs an American hero Y/N!â he exclaimed dramatically, you looked to Bucky, deadpan expression still in place but he was nodding at Samâs words solemnly.
âIâll see what I can doâ you murmured, grabbing the papers from Samâs back and turning your back on them to riffle through some paperwork.
âYou look great for 100, whatâs your secret?â you called over your shoulder, keen on getting the infamous winter solider to converse with you.
âGet kidnapped, brain washed and frozen by a Nazi organisationâ He answered flatly, you snickered at his words, grabbed the file you needed and whipped back around to face them.
âI ought to give it a tryâ You joked, unfazed by his comment, Bucky raised his eyebrow, the ghost of a smirk on his face.
âI wouldnât recommend it, maybe a just a facial?â he suggested in his usual flat tone. You laughed and you saw his mouth quirk for a small second, before settling into the signature horrific death glare.
âThank you so much for this, I am forever gratefulâ Sam went to grab the file out of your hands, but you raised it above your head quickly.
âI could lose my job over thisâ
âI know, and I am so thankfulâ
âI could lose my house, end up on the streets begging for scraps of fooââ
âAlright kid, what do you wantâ Sam interrupted with pursed lips, you smiled sweetly.
âNothing I just want to hold it over your head for years to comeâ you waved the form around above his head, Bucky eyed it and you realised he could very easily snatch it if he wanted.
âHow about lunch?â he offered, and you scrunched up your nose.
âHOMELESS Sam!â you reminded him with mock seriousness, he huffed and rolled his eyes.
âLunch AND Iâll snag you an invite to Starks next party⌠Free boozeâ He tempted, and you considered his offer but before you could reply he had snatched the form out of your hand.
âThatâs the best offer youâre ever going to getâ Sam teased with sass in his voice.
âMake it dinner, tonight because I have no food inâ you offered leaning over the counter to smile widely at Sam.
âDone!â He agreed with a triumphant smile.
âWould you like to come too, um MrâŚWinter Solider?â you questioned, unsure of how to address him, he looked surprised and them amused, Sam chortled in the background, you shot him a glare.
âItâs Bucky, and no thank youâ he gave you a polite smile, you were sure your grin faltered when he turned you down, but you quickly covered it up.
âOkayâŚIf you change your mind, donât hesitate to come cosâ Samâs payingâ you offered with a smile, Sam protested slightly but you waved him away. Bucky just gave you a small smirk and a nod.
âDuty calls, see you tonight, donât look too pretty it might prevent me from getting a dateâ Sam joked, giving you a mock salute.
âThank you very much for thisâ Bucky gave you a tight smile and you waved them off, watching them retreat into the sweltering New York sun.
Sheâll Kick Your Ass (Avengers/Steve x Reader)
âOh shit, Steve is coming! Steve IS COMING!â Pietro shouted as he ran into the common room.
Everyone jumped up in panic, âWhere is (Y/N)?!â Clint shouted.
âSomeone hide her!â Sam screamed, freaking out.
âWe have to find her first to hide her, you bird brain!â Bucky shouted back.
âOkay, thatâs it!â Sam took a step towards Bucky, but Wanda stepped between them.
âChildren,â She mocked, âWe gotta find (Y/N) first.â
âIâll check her room,â Natasha said and jogged out of the room.âI got the gym,â Sam followed her to the door.
Everyone ran around the tower to find (Y/N) before she could see Steve.
All of that had started a month ago, when the two broke up. They didnât have an unsolvable problem, actually they were madly in love, but both of them being their stubborn selves, they ended up splitting. They were like ice and fire, so opposite from each other. That didnât stop them from falling in love though.Â
âWHY CANâT YOU STILL CANâT UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CANâT GIVE ME ORDERS, GRANDPA?!â Everyone heard (Y/N) shout somewhere in the hall.
Oh no. They all thought. (Y/N) and Steve fighting was something no one wanted to witness.They all ran to see the two. There was a scene none of them was unfamilier with; both of them screaming at each other.
âWHY CANâT YOU STILL UNDERSTAND THAT I AM THE CAPTAIN, (Y/N)-â
âOH, GET OVER YOURSELF!â
âGuys, uh-â Tony tried to interrupt the two.
âI AM NOT THE ONE SEEING SOO HIGHLY OF MYSELF!â
âAND I AM, MR. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?â (Y/N) shouted back with a mock.
âGuys, why donât we all just chill-â Clint tried to speak, but he was cut off by the two.
âSHUT UP!â They both shouted at the same time before continuing screaming at each other.
Thor tried to step in, but it only got more complicated and messed up. When no one else could stop the fight, Natasha came up with a brilliant idea.
âBUCKY HURT HIS LEG TODAY!â She shouted, all of a sudden they both shut up and Steve gave all his attention to her.
âWhat? Is he alright? Where is he-â All of a sudden he was just a worried emotional guy.
âOkay (Y/N), why donât we just go get some air?â Pietro said before picking her up even though she protested and zoomed out.
âWhere is Buck-â
âRight here, pal.â Bucky said with a smirk, walking to him.
Steve turned to Bucky, âYou seem-â
âFine?â Bucky mocked.
âHe is fine, I made that up to stop the madness.â Natasha said.
Steve took a deep breath, âSorry about that.â
âI am not the one you should be apologizing to.â
âWhat?! She-â
âHey! Save it Spangles!â Tony shouted before he could start again.
âWeâre really tired with this shit, man.â Sam said.
Steve just rolled his eyes, âTell her that.â
âCome on Steve, admit it you did-â Wanda tried to speak but Steve cut her off.
âYouâre on her side?â
âI am not on any sides I-â
âWell I am on her side-â
âExcuse me? Steve was defineletly-â
Things got fucked up again. Who knew Avengers could act like actual 5 year olds?
âOKAY, THATâS ENOUGH!â Steve shouted and everyone shut up. They all turned to him.
âI came to tell you that Sharon will stop by this afternoon.â Steve said calmly.
Clint couldnât help but chuckle, âWell (Y/N) is gonna be so happy to hear that.â He mocked.
âSteve, that might not be such a good idea.â Sam said.
âYou kidding? Weâre gonna see a girl fight!â Tony said with a smirk.
Clint high-fived him as others kept arguing about it.
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âOkay, you hate shopping. Why are you-â I tried to speak but Natasha cut me off.
âWell itâs necessary and you are the best in picking stuff so-â
âI donât buy that. Why are you two trying to get me out of here?â I asked.
Wanda sighed. Natasha and her looked at each other before turning back to me.
âSteve is uh- gonna stop by this afternoon, and, umm heâsâŚâ Wanda said.
âHeâs what? Heâs what?â
âGonna bring Sharon with him.â
My jaw dropped. âSHARON? SHARON CARTER?!â I asked, really loud without noticing.
God, I could feel my blood boiling.
Bucky and Sam came in when they heard me literally scream.
Natasha and Wanda took a step back, â(Y/N)-â
âhE IS DATING THAT BITCH, ISNâT HE?!âÂ
I turned to Bucky and Sam, they raised their hands in defense.
âYOUâŚâ I pointed at Bucky.
ââ(Y/N) STEVE DOESNâT EVEN CARE ABOUT SHARONâ â(Y/N) YOU DONâT HAVE TO BE JELAOUSâ â I mimicked the things he said back when me and Steve were dating and I got jelaous of Steve and Sharon.
âOkay, doll, look-â
I grabbed the pillow, the first thing I got my hands on and started hitting him with it.
âYOU ASSHOLE KNEW ABOUT THIS!â
Bucky let me hit him with the pillow a few times, then grabbed the pillow and threw it out of my reach. Then he grabbed me, wrapped his arms around me, my back against his front. He kept me steady as I struggled to get out of his reach in anger.
It took me a few minutes to calm down and stop trying to punch or kick anyone.
âYou done?â He asked and I nodded.
When he let go of me, I crossed my arms, not knowing what to do. I still had so much anger in me I couldnât sit down.I paced around the room as others tried to talk to me.
âI need vodka, like, right now.âÂ
Tony brought me a drink quickly. I drank up. Now everyone was with me, waiting to see how I will react.
âYou know what? I can deal with that!â I said when I finished my drink.
âBecause, I am over him. And that, my friends, are called⌠the closure.â I said as I turned to the team. They were looking at me with worried expressions.
ââŚHe can stick that patriotic-little-thing-of-his in anyone he wants!âÂ
Okay, now I was losing it.
Clint and Natasha brought me up to my room and made me watch a movie to calm down. Then they left me and went downstairs, probably to say hi to Sharon. I stayed in my room alone, not sure what to do. Should I be downstairs, to show them that I am on over him? But I canât. I canât stand the idea of him with her.
As an hour passed, I started getting angry at the others because they had left me up in my room, all alone as they sat down, had a good time with Sharon. Okay. I have to do something.
I got up from my bed and grabbed my phone. I quickly called Jason, an old friend of mine from back in the old SHIELD days. He was not only so god damn attractive, he was arrogant, cocky, rebellious. Steve used to hate the guy.
âI need a quick favor, no questions asked.â I said when he picked up.
âHello to you to (Y/L/N).â He responded sarcastically.
âYou have to come to the tower and act like you came to pick me up for our date, like, right now.â
âWhat-â
âI said no questions asked!â
âOkay, youâll own me one. Be ready in 10.â
âYou got it.â We hung up and I dressed up as fast as I could. I took a while more than 10 because I had to look really good. I checked up myself up in the mirror one last time before rushing downstairs to the common room, where I told him to come.
When I walked in, Jason was already inside talking to everyone. âI am so sorry for keeping you waiting.â I said as I walked over to him. He put his arm around me and kissed my cheek, âItâs okay, babe. Letâs get going weâre late for our reservation.â
Everyone was looking at us in shock, âSorry I forgot to tell you guys! I told Jason to come up to say hi to all of you before we went outâŚâ I said casually with a smile.
âOh! Hi Sharon! Sorry, I didnât get the chance to say hi trying to get ready.â I gave her a quick hug.I was fake as hell and just hoped I was a good actress.
âHi, itâs uh-okay.â She responded, she was clearly surprised too.I looked up at Steve to see his reaction. His jaw was clenched as he stared at me and Jason.
Checkmate, Rogers.
Jason and I left everyone still in shock. I started laughing in the elevator, âWe did it! Did you see the looks on their faces?â
âStill need an explanation here sweetheart. I thought you and Rogers were-â
âYeah thatâs over. I needed to get back at him, because he got together with Sharon real quick.â
He chuckled, âAnd you chose me because you knew it would freak him the hell out.â
âExactly.â
âIâve always liked your thinking. So what do you say we find a bar and be each otherâs wing man, like the old days. Maybe youâll get an actual date.â He said with a small smile.
âSure.â I smirked. It was going to be a fun night.
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A/N: I will continue if you guys like it
Please continue can I be tagged if possible?
Steve needs to get his head out of his arse