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I love this so fuvking much.

BISTCH

oh NO

lesbians who prefer to use he/him pronouns are valid - for example, God

There is something unspeakably powerful about this post it carries an energy

Jesus said good morning kings let’s get this bread

is everyone else ready for Yeaster this year

That feel when people talk about autism or adhd as if none of the people they’re talking about can hear them, as if we’re too rare to enounter unless we’re your child… what do they think we are, neuro-cryptids?

I was at a trading card shop the other day and two of the workers were making shitty “REEEE autism screeching” jokes and like I was right there. One of the guys is generally pretty friendly toward me so I assume he has no idea I’m on the spectrum but hoo boy at least now I know he’s on the spectrum of asshole

I’m bringing this back because “on the spectrum of asshole” kills me every time I look in the notes of this post

I’m reblogging this because of ‘neuro-cryptids’. there’s a lot to appreciate here

Turns out Autistic and ADHD kids grow up who knew

Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain

God what a mood

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick

dual wield

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old