Peter Parker

He sounds awesome; I kind of had to get better at drawing to design my suit and stuff, I'm great! He sounds cool, what's he up to now?

...oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't know, I'm sorry, may I ask how?

It went amazing, I'm glad you approve, I was really worried things were gonna be awkward next time I came over

Me and Ned are going to go watch project hail mary! See you on the other side

I don't think I've ever cried so hard in front of Ned before, absolute cinema

It was so good and so amazing, he makes me a wanna be a science teacher, and also Ryland grace was just so 😍😍

You'd make an AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE science teacher

Aww shucks, you really think so, I mean I got a job as a TA a couple days ago, I haven't started yet though (Ooc: mun is not actually a TA)

I LOVE YOU ROCKY

Rocky is my spirit animal, he's so awesome, I love him with all my heart

Me and Ned are going to go watch project hail mary! See you on the other side

I don't think I've ever cried so hard in front of Ned before, absolute cinema

It was so good and so amazing, he makes me a wanna be a science teacher, and also Ryland grace was just so 😍😍

He sounds awesome; I kind of had to get better at drawing to design my suit and stuff, I'm great! He sounds cool, what's he up to now?

I LOVE YOU ROCKY

Me and Ned are going to go watch project hail mary! See you on the other side

re-watching the original trilogy is great because you really get a sense for how weird luke skywalker is, just how quickly he becomes that weird AND how quickly he commits to it. Like he's honestly pretty chill in a new hope, but the absolute INSTANT he figures out he can move shit with his mind he goes full send on the cryptic off-putting bullshit. Walking around in full black robes, speaking in riddles, aura farming and backflipping whenever physically possible. He's clearly annoyed when he first meets yoda in empire, but he dismisses that pretty quickly in favour of ALSO becoming an over-dramatic space wizard. The combination of his two teachers being yoda and obi-wan kenobi and him being the son of anakin and padme creates the single most intense and fundamentally kind force sensitive perfectly embodying the heart of the jedi order whilst also serving egregious amounts of cunt and being bizarre to be around. He would have THRIVED as a jedi master during the high republic. he would have been every padawan's favourite and every other master's worst nightmare

I thought you liked me sweetums 🥺

Do NOT call me that. I don't know this man guys..

Freak

Wade you know this Peter is a minor, right???! Creep

Oh he knows 😒 he's just being annoying

That's...so much worse

What's your favorite Star Wars movie Peter 7?

The first one is a classic but return of the jedi with the ewocks and Luke's fight with his father? Absolute peak

I guess not all Peters have the same taste, it's a great pick and an absolutely amazing movie, but Empire Strikes back just has something about I can't get over no matter how many times I watch it

Actually, i didnt think about that.. genuine tie, top tier movies. Also, so im Peter 7, which Peter are you?

Uh... Hi? What'd I do?

well you're a Peter aren't you?

Yeah I've only ever met one dead pool and he's a lot

What's your favorite Star Wars movie Peter 7?

The first one is a classic but return of the jedi with the ewocks and Luke's fight with his father? Absolute peak

I guess not all Peters have the same taste, it's a great pick and an absolutely amazing movie, but Empire Strikes back just has something about I can't get over no matter how many times I watch it

Actually, i didnt think about that.. genuine tie, top tier movies. Also, so im Peter 7, which Peter are you?

I was counting Peters, but I think we can make a separate list for spider-people like Gwen and Miles

DOES BENJI HAVE POWERS???!!! I know Mayday does from one of the other Peters and that's awesome yeah, but BEMJI HAS POWERS?! Or maybe has powers DOES BENJI HAVE POWERS!!?!?

Yes he does please help me

YOU GUYS HAVE KIDS?

I don't!! He has a son with Felicia, I on the other hand barely have a job and I just went on a first date today

U guys are old..

I'm 19!!

OLD IM 15

...how's Mr. Stark?!, How's Nat?, vision, Ned, MJ, May, how are they?! Tell them I say hi, please

Mr. Stark is busy, like really busy for some reason BUT I'll send him a voicemail telling him how cool you are, I haven't really met Mrs. Romanoff, she's quiet. Vision? Is that the red guy? He's so cool.. I'll tell him you said wasup. Ned and MJ are doing AWESOME, though we're all currently suffocating in exams 😭 save us. May is working herself too the brink but I think she's got a day off tomorrow! I'll tell them all you said hi 😼

Thank you so much🙏🙏 you're lucky Peter 7, don't be afraid to just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, even I wish I stayed there sometimes

You sound like you're going through like.. war flashbacks, and im always gonna strive to be the friendly neighborhood spidey! Even if the media calls me a menace lol

No no no I'm good I'm good; but yeah always strive for it, JJJ doesn't know what he's talking about

I know who to go to for advice now while Mr. Stark is gone at least, also, u mentioned a date?

Am I allowed to know? Actually Im probably yapping again, sorry peter 3

Yeahh you're allowed to know and don't worry about the yapping, we all do it, me especially, just uhhh I don't know how much you know about yourself rn so it might come as a shock

Im a big hero now 💪 and as long as it's not like.. flash then I'm content

Noooooooo it wasn't flash, it was Johnny Storm

LIKE THAT GUY FROM FANTASTIC FOUR ON THE NEWS?!! THATS SO AWESOME!!!! AAAAA

Heard you guys were talkin’ about me?

OH MAI GAH, MR. STORM UR SO COOL! peter 3 I hope he treats you well or im sicking spiders out on him for you

If I don’t treat him well, then that’s exactly what I’d want you to do. I dunno Pete, what’s the verdict?

Well we've only had the 1 date; but it was perfect