GHOST DADDY

careful, this is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare.

to be known the way you should is to put yourself through hell.

i warned you, for me, it's not that hard.

don't ask me why i hate myself.

i've heard it before from someone who leaves.

i'll hurt myself if i want.

i can wait if i want but it'll never be good enough like i want to believe it is.

all of alabama laid out in front of your eyes but all you could see was me.

she's got her makeup done and her high heels on.

you'll keep changing, i will stay the same.

if you're not scared of jesus, fuck around and come find out.

time passes slower in the flicker of a hospital light.

she's a bad motherfucker.

i'm half of you.

lay me down where the trees bend low.

time may forgive me, but i won't.

i will wait.

love is not enough in this world.

you were kind.

this was all for you.

do you swing from your neck with the hope someone cares?

i want to bleed, i want to hurt the way that boys do.

her daddy keeps her in a box but it's no good.

will it be like this forever?

she's just trying to feel good right now.

do you hate me?

now i'll wear these scars for life.

my baby acts cool, but they all know something ain't right.

i don't care.

you know i'd do anything for you.

please leave open your most quiet door.

i bled till i cried, till i felt i might die.

i still shake just by nature.

what you do with all that mouth?

i'm still scared of that knock on the door.

the air in your room never moves.

she really gets around town in her old cadillac.

maybe you're right and we should stop watching the news.

think of all the time that i'll have with you.

it wasn't pretty like the movies, it was ugly like what they all did to me.

i keep the pictures hanging where the world can see 'em.

i can lead you to bed, but i can't make you sleep.

they say she looks just like her mama before the drugs.

you come around here just to watch me writhe.

i wanna die in this room.

when you said that you're in love, i never wondered if you're sure.

still, i waited and tried.

you're not scared of no knock on the door.

i still dream of violence.

i loved you when it hurt inside to.

i liked him 'cause his rule was "do whatever you like," and i tried alright.

i'll never live it down if i never get around it.

easy to hate, easy to blame.

i still play pretend like i don't watch you leaving.

the doctors gave you until the end of the night.

we were in a race to grow up.

i've never seen brown eyes look so blue.

she's no good at raising children, but she's good at raising hell.

can you hear them?

shoot me down, come on, hurt me.

that picture on the wall you're scared of looks just like you.

i pray the race is worth

the fight.

please don't leave me, i'll always need more.

death, it takes too long.

everything i've loved i've loved it straight to death.

i will always love you.

i've been picking names for our children.

i can't hold you anymore.

made a fool of myself down on tennessee street.

she's gonna get what she wants.

i'd rather die than be anything but your girl.

you tried to wade in 'cause you wanted just to tell me who you were.

am i what you think about all late at night?

yeah, you've changed, but did i ever know you?

to love me is to suffer me.

i can hear them singing.

i can see the end in the beginning of everything and in it, you don't want me.

they did to me what i wouldn't do to anyone.

i know you by your footsteps on the floor.

i don't know what i need.

i am young and naïve.

you were there looking for me, but i was gone.

i'm wide open and deserving.

i hope i die today.

i know she's your girl now, but she was my girl first.

i know, she really taught me well.

i swore i'd be good to you.

i won't wake up on my own.

think of us inside after the wedding.

put me down where the greenery stings.

you'll go fight a war, i'll go missing.

if you could, you'd leave it all.

i wanna go home.

she was my sister first.

they all wanna take her out, but no one ever wants to take her home.

all the boys wanna love her when she bats her fuck-me eyes.

i'll never blame her.

i'll never be kind enough to me.

goddammit, i did it to myself in hindsight.

please, just go easy on me.

i'd reach into your body and fix you if i could.

how much of a cruel year can you call my fault?

she goes to church straight from the clubs.

are you angry?

smoking that shit your daddy smoked in vietnam.

the boys can't get enough of her.

i'll never be that kind of angel.

when this is over, maybe then, we'll get some sleep.

i knew it was love when i rode home crying thinking of you fucking other girls.

you know it's true 'cause i've said it to you.

grew up hard, fell off harder.

hold me.

i never meant to hurt you.

it's not looking good, but did it ever?

i kinda hate her.

Prompts pulled from Haley Whipjack's Once Upon a Time season 5 recap. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ The beautiful fantasy land of ... Minnesota. ❞

❝ I just kind of know it. In my soul. ❞

❝ Rest in peace [name]. Probably. ❞

❝ And ask me if I care about Camelot. ❞

❝ We'll get to it in a minute, I'm not ready. ❞

❝ The last, like, 5 inches or so – longer than that. ❞

❝ And then [name] just ... died? I guess they were just that old. ❞

❝ And [name]'s entire life work becomes less and less meaningful with every passing day. ❞

❝ We need a real wicked bitch to use this wand. ❞

❝ Once it's here we can just sort of scoot it over. ❞

❝ So if you were wondering if [name] was actually over them yet the answer is no. No matter how many very convincing texts I send her! ❞

❝ You're the bitch that captured it in the first place. ❞

❝ You were just kind of up all night whispering to a hallucination. ❞

❝ [Name] is a tree! Or they're trapped in a tree. One of those things. ❞

❝ Love the enthusiasm though, my man, you did your best. ❞

❝ You can't leave town or you get tree'd. ❞

❝ These people lived in a castle! Yesterday! ❞

❝ That girl loves books and monsters and those are her only personality traits. ❞

❝ I am gonna do something ... drastic. ❞

❝ She looks like maybe she just got a body today and isn't quite sure what to do with it yet. ❞

❝ If anybody has seen them I just ... I just wanna say hi. ❞

❝ I didn't think I missed [name] and then I saw them on my television screen and it brought me so much joy. ❞

❝ Ah, he's so gross! Love him. ❞

❝ Wish he wasn't blond about it. ❞

❝ Rife with sapphic potential, I will say. They nailed it on that front. ❞

❝ It's magic and a witch needs it, don't worry about it. ❞

❝ Where is my cricket! ❞

❝ Ladies I've got a great idea and it's got nothing to do with tracking down a helmet but it might have something to do with head. ❞

❝ Listen I forgive you. You are on thin ice. ❞

❝ I'll take care of it. Everyone else can have a nap. ❞

❝ Don't bring him into the underworld, what's wrong with you? ❞

❝ Rest in peace my man! Hope hell is going well. ❞

❝ Worst guy to pick for this job, oh my god. Pick anyone else. ❞

❝ Remember, interdimensional travel is fun and easy for the whole family. ❞

❝ We've been looking into professional medical help for you. ❞

❝ No arms. No angels. Bye. ❞

❝ Slimy little opportunist. Obsessed with him, unfortunately. ❞

❝ He's alive and in New York. I have a lot of questions about that, none of which will be answered. ❞

❝ There's still some bitch named Jonathan up in the corner. ❞

send one to have our muses meet for the first time.

“Sorry, were you just talking to me?”

“I think you dropped this.”

“You look lost. Need some help?”

“I don’t usually talk to strangers, but…”

“You’re sitting in my spot.”

“Whoa! Careful!”

“We’ve never met, right? You seem familiar.”

“Is that seat taken?”

“Sorry, I think I just spilled something on you.”

“You’re blocking the doorway.”

“Were you just staring at me?”

“Excuse me, do you know the time?”

“Wait — are you the person I’m supposed to meet?”

“I’ve been sent to find you.”

“Please don’t be alarmed, but I think we have the same bag.”

“Do you work here?”

“I’m fairly certain that’s mine.”

“You’ve got something on your face.”

“Sorry, I thought you were someone else.”

“Do you know the way to ___?”

“You’re hurt. Do you need help?”

“That’s a fine ___ (cloak/hat/book/etc.). Where did you get it?”

“This might sound strange, but can I hide behind you for a moment?”

“You look like you could use a friend.”

“I think your dog just stole my lunch.”

“Hey, you dropped your coin purse.”

“I think we’re stuck in here together.”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to overhear, but…”

“Are you the new neighbor?”

“First time in town?”

“I’m not sure if this belongs to you, but…”

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

“I’ve been hearing a lot about you.”

“Do you mind if I join you?”

“I think you’re in the wrong place.”

“You seem… out of place.”

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but are you following me?”

“That was a close call.”

“Not to alarm you, but someone’s watching you.”

“Mind if I walk with you?”

“You look like you’re in trouble.”

“Was that your doing back there?”

“You don’t look like you’re from around here.”

“That was impressive. How’d you manage it?”

“I’m guessing you’re not here by accident.”

“Do I want to know what just happened?”

“You might want to keep your voice down.”

“Is it always this strange around here?”

“I have a feeling we’re about to become acquainted whether we like it or not.”

BILLY & SIDNEY | SCREAM (1996; dir. Wes Craven)