We could always ditch if that’s preferable to you. I haven’t got many more hellos to say, and it doesn’t look like you do either.
Don't feel like you have to accompany me if you don't want to. Feel free to stay and mingle.
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We could always ditch if that’s preferable to you. I haven’t got many more hellos to say, and it doesn’t look like you do either.
Don't feel like you have to accompany me if you don't want to. Feel free to stay and mingle.

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You mean to say all the faces of the little hellions we thought we got rid of isn’t making you nostalgic?
Exactly. You've come to understand me exceptionally well.
Next time, I'll just have a cup of tea in my chambers.
I'm not going to get to read the book I brought, am I?
SO I LIED I CAN'T REMEMBER ROXY'S EMAIL BUT IT'S COOL I'LL PLAY HER HERE OR ON JAMES WHO DO YOU WANT FIRST THOUGH

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I have a migraine.
…No? Why do you always assume it’s me? A school full of hundreds of magical kids and it’s always me. I don’t get that.
Because it wouldn't be the first time? You certainly recall standing outside my chambers banging on the door for hours on end when I'm trying to work whenever you think I'm mad at you for some convoluted reason, don't you?
I have a migraine.
Sounds like someone needs a nice massage to rub it out.
...You aren't the one doing that outside my door, are you?
I have a migraine.
So go ahead, someone else please run down my corridor doing something ridiculous so I can at least feel justified in severely punishing you.
The coffee maker is empty again.
Yes, but lets be real, do I look like someone that would even stay with someone for whom my feelings are questionable, let alone wage war to avenge her? And why do you seem so eager to kill me, Jae, is there something you’re not telling me here? Do you have a Batman in your life, is that it because if there is, you can just tell me I mean he does have more charisma than me even though I’m a damn demi-God. It’s the broodiness, isn’t it-oh my God Dimitri is your Bruce Wayne. Nope, I quit!
What does Bruce Wayne have to do with anything? If you had any competition it would be Clark Kent.
is logging onto bailey all the excuse i would need to kiss tim this is a legit question i need to know

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The coffee maker is empty again.
Technically we don’t even exist in the same universe I mean this is some hardcore crossover happening right here. I wish I could say I was the Bats to your Wonder Woman but lets be real I’m the anti-Bats. Not smart enough to be Iron, the Hulk or Bats and too self-centered to be Supes or Cap so I’d say the big hulking idiot of the group is the perfect match for me.
And you…you’re Wonder Woman a thousand times over for sure.
Yes, but if you were Aquaman we would exist in the same universe and then we would also exist in an alternate universe wherein we were having an affair and then you waged war on Themyscira in order to avenge your dead wife whom your true feelings for were questionable at best regardless. And I win. Due to the fact that I killed you. Since that's what happens in the alternate universe storyline that i'm referencing right now.
The coffee maker is empty again.
Woman, every time you’re drunk you attempt to go to that shop near my place and buy yourself that one Wonder Woman costume so you are no one to talk. And for the record, I am Thor or at least some incarnation of him, I mean you can’t tell me I don’t have the body for it.
At least you aren't the Aquaman to my Wonder Woman. Then I would have to kill you and that's rather rude, don't you think?
The coffee maker is empty again.
Trust me, one day you’ll come to love and adore the dessert special.
You hear me Liar from Liarsburg of the UNL.
I find it amusing that you're accusing me of being a liar when just yesterday I heard you telling a first year that you were actually that superhero, Thor.
The coffee maker is empty again.
But you know I like surprising you! You’re lucky it wasn’t the dessert special surprise-trust me, that isn’t as innocent as it sounds.
Oh now you’re not even doing the thing anymore you’re just lying, Ms. Jae Young from Liarsburg of the United Nation of Lies.
I refuse to dignify that with any sort of response.
I - Excuse me?
The coffee maker is empty again.
You should have told me your parents were nuts, I might have maybe you know worn a suit and pretended to be intelligent and worthy for a day or something.
Wait, hang on, you’re not doing that weird roundabout thing you do where you’re technically not lying to me but you are, are you?
I should have told you my parents were nuts, you should have told me you were coming over on the day I was set to entertain my parents who are nuts. It's interesting how that sort of thing works out, isn't it, Chris?
I highly doubt I'm doing that nonsense roundabout thing you speak of.

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The coffee maker is empty again.
Yeah? I think. How are your parents doing? Do they still, you know think I’m a big hulking idiot-which, I mean I am but you think of it in a good way and somehow I don’t think they did and hey look, I’m rambling again, oops.
Well, I don't know that they ever thought you were a, er, Â big hulking idiot.
The coffee maker is empty again.
I could do that. Buy a new coffee maker every week. You know, if that’s what you want.
...Are you okay, Chris?