“He bullied children and was an awful teacher” have you considered the facts that one he is not real and two I don’t care

guys theres worse

he decorated the DADA classroom like the underground bunker's corridor in Martyrs

not to h*rryp*tter post but like. do y'all think it ever occurred to joanne that the whole idealization of "pureblood" lineage probably led to a ton of inbreeding

before anyone else comes at me to tell me that wizard incest is already canon please have mercy on me, a man who has not thought about harry potter lore much if at all in six years

my least popular harry potter film + fanfiction interpretation is the lack of robes. you've lost me the minute someone is wearing a cocktail dress and not robes. fuck the movies for taking robes from us.

it was so evil that the best looking hp movie - which i feel played a big role in the birth of dark academia - is also the absolute worst one. the colors the costumes the setting everything looks amazing and has the right vibe and then you look at the plot and the script and youre like. who tf wrote this. and the answer is 1 usamerican

"but the children yearn to see their favorite characters fall in love and have their little teenage drama scenes so they can empathize-" the children yearn to hear about tom riddle KILLING his own FATHER and GRANDPARENTS