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“Well I don’t know, it’s quite complicated… No I’m just messing, it should take me a few hours tops.”
“In that case --- thank God, you brilliant child. I don’t think you realize how much you’d be helping me out here if you can pull this off. There’s not much in this world that scares me. But a group of over-dramatic, impatient film students? That takes the top of the list.”
“Do you mind me asking where you learned to do this? I’m not questioning your credentials. I’m just curious.”
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“Yeah, I can probably fix it.”
"How long is it going to take?”
“I don’t want to sound rude here, but my students are expecting their papers back Monday and fully graded. Can you help with that?”
Text || Wes & Amelia
Amelia: I'm sorry that my positive attitude was diminished by the fact that our neighbors or the poltergeist are fucking with our lights. Remember when one tried to steal my purse because he believed it was a sandwich?
Amelia: Although, I wouldn't put it against George if he ended up on RuPaul's Drag Race, he's always a bit glittery. And Ron? He's odd, really odd.
Amelia: You're right, besides, I need a man anyway. If I can't make love to him on his desk during his lunch then he's not worth keeping.
Amelia: Speaking of, did I leave my panties there? The pink ones? I can't find them.
Wesley: I don't think I'll ever forget that. Bologna, if I'm remembering correctly. And after you got it back he wanted us to make him another one.
Wesley: Glittery? That's actually very concerning. Don't touch anything, you may get it in your eyes. Every time I see the little one he always looks confused. Part of me always wants to offer him directions.
Wesley: I bet neither of them even own a desk.
Wesley: Amelia. This is not a good time.
Wesley: But yes. To answer your question they're in my desk drawer.
Text || Wes & Amelia
Amelia: No, no it's not.
Amelia: We picked a hell of a building to live in. Great neighbors, 2 out of 3 meth heads approve.
Amelia: The two young brothers the floor below us seem nice, I'll stay with them. Hopefully they won't try to whisk me away with their boyish charm.
Wesley: At least they'll be more focused on their addictions than they are cutting our power lines in order to mess with us. You need to look at the positives, my dear.
Wesley: Ah, yes, the blond Weasley's. I'd hate to say it but they're the least likely to end up on an episode of America's Most Wanted.
Wesley: They can try, but they won't succeed. Their boyish charm can't measure up to mine. You'd miss it too much.
Text || Wes & Amelia
Amelia: Did you pay the bill?
Amelia:The lights are flickering and have been for five minutes. I'm not scared, but...I'm going to stay with a neighbor until you get back
Wesley: Of course I did. If I didn't it'd still be laying on the counter.
Wesley: It isn't, is it?
Wesley: I'll try to get out early and come home soon. Just avoid the weird ones. I know that doesn't leave many to choose from.
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Text || Wes & Amelia
Amelia: Tell me you're not playing with the lights again. I'm not in the mood for this tonight.
Wesley: I had to come into work for a last minute meeting.
Wesley: I'm nowhere near the apartment and I'm not mean enough to install trick lights. Is there something wrong with the building?
gublergram part 11/∞
“Oi, you, tell me honestly if my leg is high enough.”
“I’m not really the best judge of that, if I’m being honest. But how high are you trying to get it to go?”
“Dip it low, pick it up slow, roll it all around. Poke it out, let your back roll.”
“Dear God, Gabriel, this is a public place.”
"Now that I am no longer your professor I think this is the opportune time to tell you that I do not understand some of your life choices. This. This right here is one of them.”
“Alright…”
“Trick question. I’d have no need to kill them because they’d all worship me. I wouldn’t punish loyalty. If I did they’d have reason to overthrow me.”
“And you?”
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Amelia smirked to herself as she watched him, knowing he was making her wait, he was good about that. “I hope you would, I’d hate for you to leave and come back with a corpse in your bed. Think of the guilt, think of the police thinking how you did it.” She giggled, turning towards him as he came closer. “I will gladly get you sick, if I didn’t about ten minutes ago, I will soon enough. We might as well go ahead and cancel them.” Amelia rolled over on to her side, assisting him in pulling the blankets over. She moved closer to him,resting her arm along his abdomen. “No. more for your body and your body heat. Sometimes your mind too, you’re clever enough.” She pressed a small kiss to his shoulder. “But all the more reasons to love you.”
"I don’t know. I’ve watched a few crime shows in my day. I might be able to get away with the perfect crime.” He rolled his head towards her, sliding in close under the blanket and lifting his arm up slightly so she could rest against him, letting it drape over her shoulder blades as they settled in. “By all means, do your worst. Infect me. We’ll just have to stay here until he feel better.” He lifted his head up some to smile down at her after the kiss to his shoulder blade. “I’m glad I amuse you enough to want to keep me around.” He angled his head downwards to press a small kiss to her forehead, thumb rubbing circles on her back as he did so. “For a second I was worried you were only in it for the sex.”
“Seeing how I only agreed to go to be nice and suddenly feel like a fake illness coming on, we really shouldn’t go.” She offered him a cheeky smile before she rolled over on to her back. “Now, get you ass back over here. The bed’s getting cold.”
He held onto the shirt in his hands as he pretended to contemplate the suggestion, although he knew even before he got up that he didn’t really want to go anywhere. "I suppose I can stay here and make sure you’re okay.” He tossed the shirt back at the chair it had previously been strewn across before padding his way back towards the bed. “If I get sick and we have to skip out on the plans next time, that’s a risk we’ll have to take.” He fell back onto the bed beside her, turning his head to face hers as he let a smile cross his face. “Is it?” He tugged on the blanket beside her, hoping to edge himself back under it alongside her. “You know, I’m starting to think you’re using me for my body heat.”
“If you’re going to continue standing there looking like that then you need to come back to bed or get dressed so we can make our plans on time.”
@professorcarter
"If I come back to bed, is this you saying that we just skip the plans altogether?”
