unlimited rrrrrrice pudding

a problem? for my timeline?

It is, incredibly, more likely than you'd think.

@professor-suggestion happy birthday professor

Not that I don’t appreciate it, but isn’t it supposed to be your birthday today?

we’re sharing. we always share.

Ah, of course, my mistake. A very happy birthday to us both.

@professor-suggestion happy birthday professor

Not that I don’t appreciate it, but isn’t it supposed to be your birthday today?

It’s all right; I quite understand.

It is a perfectly valid fruit to include on top of a delicious savory dish of Italian origin, and your consistent objections to its presence there quite frankly baffle me.

hey @professor-suggestion i’m canonically bisexual now :)

‘Canonically’, you say, as if this is not a thing you announce on a near-daily basis to just about anyone who may be listening and quite a few people who may not be. 

we went to see tenet today and i am here to inform you that at least twice during the inversion scenes i heard the professor muttering something along the lines of ‘i’m a time lord and i still don’t understand this’ so anyway now they know how i feel all the time and that’s crazy thrilling to me what is UP

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

i only need ONE encounter Professor

Oh, do tell.

i could beat you!! permanently!!

You keep bringing up ‘beating’ me. Does this involve killing, or…?

I find it rather touching that even a hypothetically evil you wouldn’t even consider the thought of killing me.

Aha.

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

i only need ONE encounter Professor

Oh, do tell.

i could beat you!! permanently!!

You keep bringing up ‘beating’ me. Does this involve killing, or…?

I find it rather touching that even a hypothetically evil you wouldn't even consider the thought of killing me.

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

i only need ONE encounter Professor

Oh, do tell.

i could beat you!! permanently!!

You keep bringing up 'beating' me. Does this involve killing, or...?

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you’d have the element of surprise on your side.

i only need ONE encounter Professor

Oh, do tell.

my thing about beating the professor into the ground still stands

I suspect that would only be true for our first encounter, since you'd have the element of surprise on your side.

…Ace.

i could outwit you any day, Professor

I must concede that's a fair point.