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sahonithereadwolf

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

marlynnofmany

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

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if zeus ever went to court, it'd probably be the first class-action child support lawsuit

#zeus was incredibly horny #hera was an enabler

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the moment you stop caring is the moment everyone else starts caring

#I can't sit down for TWO seconds before I get up #like come on man

art fight? what, are they stabbing each other with the brushes? better keep Johnathan Wicker-Basket away from the pencils

#art fight #he killed three men #with a pencil #mr fancypants might need to sit this one out

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I neither believe in flat earth, nor round earth conspiracies. Instead, I believe the wisdom of the Smashing Pumpkins; the world is a vampire.

#flat earth #round earth #the smashing pumpkins

pukicho

pride is almost over. You know what that means

Pride 2 .

professionaljackass

so that's where the "electric boogaloo" comes in

owning this url makes em feel like I just struck fresh oil in texas... how did nobody decide to become a professional jackass?

When your days are wounded by frost, your fortune never seems fortunate, and the only ones who listen to you are gilded statues; look into my eyes, and I will hear your troubles. - Imagine Dragons, verbosely.

#correct quotes #inspiring quotes #verbose #i mean am i wrong

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