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#( i. character study / ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋɴɪᴠᴇꜱ. )#to procrastinate replies two point oh

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( RELATION : that bitch. ) → aurora juntasa.

❝ Well, I think it is. There’s a difference between pride & confidence! Like, me for example. I KNOW I’m an excellent writer. And I let that show in my articles. But I know I’m like … a terrible GYMNAST. So I’m not going to try out for the Olympics. ❞

❝ see , i would say , that’s more INSECURITY clouding your judgement --- you can do anything you put your mind to . maybe not the olympics though , it’s a real SAUSAGE fest which --- meh . i’d prefer something with more subterfuge , y’know with tact and shit . ‘s a lot more interesting than flexing your MUSCLES for some puss , that’s for sure . ❞

#theyre both so eloquent #sign them up for debating classes #i spelled juntasa as juntara #at first #she truly is That Bitch #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / aurora. )

( RELATION : acquaintance. ) → catalina rhee.

❛I mean, we should really get to know each other first. ❜

@profanewit·!— ‘’ oh but where would the FUN be in that? ‘’

❝ y’know , that’s kinda insulting ‘cause i have a VERY fun personality . unless you’re boring --- then there wouldn’t be any need really . ❞

#this is gay™#( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / catalina. )

( RELATION : acquaintance. ) → terra miller.

❛ I can talk. I love to talk. I’m the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. ❜

@profanewit·! — ‘’ that much is evident. ‘’ her voice is barely audible when she first speaks. ‘’ what all do you like to talk about? ‘’

❝ oh y’know , normal AIRHEAD things . money , intellect , aesthetics , money ... why --- you looking to impress me ? ❞

#( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / terra. )

( RELATION : drinking buddies prolly. ) → quentin tuala.

‘‘ honesty is the best policy. you agree? ouch, so there’s no chance of tiny taras running around? ‘‘

❝ i don’t have time for lying liars who lie --- especially if they’re just doing it for the SAKE of it but ... hey , who am i to judge ? but uh , well to be honest , i couldn’t even if i WANTED to , tin man . why --- you looking for some suitors ? ❞

#don be rude thas how i laugh #& i have an amAZING laugh #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / quentin. )

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( RELATION : acquaintance. ) → abigail lecroix.

—– @profanewit

“ let me give you fair warning: I’ll always win against the patriarchal male. ”

❝ ok first of all , i am not a patriarchal male --- so i’ll STILL win against you . i’d get behind you shitting on my dad though , he’s a real cunt . most other MEN too but --- well actually , i’d say most dads are right up there . ❞

#henLO cool bean uwu #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / abigail. )

( RELATION : what’s cooking? good looking. ) → valerie miller.

starter for @profanewit !!

“ someday i will repay you, unless of course i can’t find you, or if i forget. ”

❝ it’s just a cookie in a cup --- there’s not much LEARNING to do with the recipe . suppose you’ll just have to owe me one for it . unless you got some other COOKERY knowledge you can impart upon me . ❞

#theyre both doing amazing #terriboo cooks rise #the relation wasnt supposed to be like that #but ig not knowin how to cook is gay #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / valerie. )

( RELATION : sadism rise. ) → analeigh jons.

“ A poet and a force against CAPITALISM and CONSERVATISM. Quite the icon if there ever was one. I say a lot of things like that, does it make you uncomfortable ? I’d gladly accept the CHALLENGE of being anything you WANT me to be. Well, good ! Because LEGALLY, I’d have to call the police. Morally, while hesitant, I’d probably let it GO. But I’m at a time in my life where I simply can’t afford to be an ACCOMPLICE.”

❝ isn’t every poet like that ? or the more SALIENT ones at least . ‘cause that’s the only way they got their opinions out there and blah blah blah ... y’know , i’d take you up on that OFFER but that sounds i’m gonna have to pay something per hour for --- i don’t know , being in your company ? and i’m not BIG on paying just to insult someone else . if anything , you should be the one paying me ‘cause i come up with some pretty DOPE shit . i wouldn’t sell you out for that though , so why wouldn’t you let it go --- d’you think i’d rat you out ? what LOGICAL reason is there for me to rat you out ? ‘cause if i’m gonna eat someone , i’m sure as shit not gonna leave any evidence . ❞

#i cant belieb ana & me are the same person #u should love me #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / analeigh. )

( RELATION : acquaintance. ) → aren holzer.

“ That ain’t the POINT of the story, it ain’t about me, it’s ‘bout the guy who got his head BASHED in ! Mafia’s for the BIG DOGS, I ain’t, I ain’t LIKE that. Sure am, got good GROUND under my feet now, just took a little bit to figure it all out. Why don’t YOU get along with your folks then ? ”

❝ you’re not like what --- a big dog ? you’re not a big dog ‘cause YOU don’t think you are . if you can dream it , you can do it . that’s what i say at least ‘cause i’m a “ stubborn asshole ” but without the disrespect of course . just brutal honesty ... with other people , at least . i guess that’s why i don’t get along with them ; they don’t handle CRITICISM well . ❞

#i cant belieb im problematic bc i think diego is softer than oscar isaa #c #im the worst #burn me @ the stake #witchiness #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / aren. )

@quvntins said: ❝ I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it. ❞

❝ you say that like as if you’ll be judged for it . well , that you’ll be judged by ME for it . there’s nothing beneficiary about kids , therefore , i don’t have time for them . simple . at least you’re HONEST about it . ❞

#cant belieb she invented hatin kids #well the both of them #( iv. ask games / ᴀ ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ ɪɴ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʀᴏꜱᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. )#( vi. featuring / quentin. )

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@rcrvs said: ❝ Are you letting pride cloud your judgment? ❞

❝ pride contributes to my judgement , definitely . whether or not it’s CLOUDING my judgement is all subjective . ❞

#leaf her & her pride olone #shes doing amazing #( iv. ask games / ᴀ ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ ɪɴ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʀᴏꜱᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. )#( vi. featuring / aurora. )

( RELATION : sadism rise. ) → analeigh jons.

“ I was leaning more towards Ginsberg, but I’ll take it. I wasn’t aware that needing a salvation from pain was any less common than say, taking a pain reliever for a HEADACHE. Perhaps on a grander scale, but more or less the same idea. Though to answer your question, no. Why, did you ? ”

❝ i’m ... not really sure who ginsberg is but , it sounds like a FANCY as fuck name . so you’re probably in the green light for uh , for passing as them . ‘sides , it’s not what you said , it’s the way you said it . it’s just --- well , who says they need SALVATION from the pain ? ‘cept people from like , macbeth or some shit like that . but uh , no . i did not eat corpses . blood is UNSANITARY anyway , i don’t need any disease problems . ❞

#i see that this fc change didnt last long #also u thot u were finished #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / analeigh. )

( RELATION : acquaintance. ) → aren holzer.

“ Fine, I’ll tell it. Only ‘cos it serves as a cautionary tale, and for all you know it’s complete FICTION. Kid doesn’t pay up, and he owes a fuckin’ shitload, so the big guy locks him in a BASEMENTwith the intent to starve him – to send him a message or whatever –but he completely fuckin’ forgets the guys in the basement in the first place. Dunno if he wanted to KILL HIMSELF or what, but he musters up all his energy and runs head first into a wall. big guy FINALLY remembers and is greeted by corpse with a bashed up skull. Pretty good right ? Anyways, nah, I didn’t have the money at the time to go to college. Well, I could’ve asked my parents, but fuck that. ”

❝ ------------ ------------ did you kill someone ? are you like ... something from the MAFIA ? d’you have lots of --- no wait , you didn’t have money . so you’re ... i ... you’re perplexing . ‘least you’re independent , if nothing else . i don’t get along with my PARENTS neither , doubt it’s for the same reasons as you though . ❞

#i cant belieb u copy replies #u dam lazeee #i would Never #fake scarface #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / aren. )

( RELATION : weak ass bish. ) → clyde makris.

@profanewit

The lyrics of rich girl played in his head as he listened to Tara talk. Finally, Clyde scrawled messily in his sketchbook and then held it up for her to see. ‘ i don’t care ’

❝ well i don’t care for your inertia , but i’m a good enough FRIEND to still impart some of my knowledge anyway . ❞ fingertip trails along the hem of his blasted book , with unwavering eye contact . her lilt possesses a distinct smug edge --- born from her opulent inclinations . ❝ ‘cause you’re still doing it wrong , y’know . ❞

#this is the latest reply but i had to reply #ples forgive me #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / clyde. )

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house of cards (US) starters

from the first season. content warning: violence, sexuality, profanity, gendered slurs.

❝ I have no patience for useless things. ❞

❝ I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood. ❞

❝ I almost pity him. ❞

❝ Wait. We’re in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which I’m okay with – ❞

❝ We’re in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over. I can only save one of us from drowning. ❞

❝ Centuries from now, when people watch this footage, who will they see smiling just at the edge of the frame? ❞

❝ They talk while I sit quietly and imagine their lightly salted faces frying in a skillet. ❞

❝ Such a waste of talent. ❞

❝ What a martyr craves more than anything is a sword to fall on, so you sharpen the blade, hold it at just the right angle, and then 3, 2, 1– ❞

❝ Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this. ❞

❝ You want my advice? ❞

❝ Treading water is the same as drowning, for people like you and me. ❞

❝ I know all about hate. ❞

❝ Maybe it’s best he died so young. He wasn’t doing much but taking up space. ❞

❝ You don’t have to lecture me like a little girl. ❞

❝ You’ve got a long way to go. Don’t be so arrogant. ❞

❝ It’s so refreshing to work with someone who’ll throw a saddle on a gift horse rather than look it in the mouth. ❞

❝ I don’t think you appreciate anything. I think you’re an ungrateful, self-entitled little c– ❞

❝ Cunt. You’re a cunt. ❞

❝ Friends make the worst enemies. ❞

❝ Nobody tells me when to work and when to play. ❞

❝ That’s a rookie mistake. ❞

❝ Are you letting pride cloud your judgment? ❞

❝ I promise you’ll never be bored. ❞

❝ The most you’ll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me. ❞

❝ I can smell the cock on your breath from here. ❞

❝ You think you can get under my skin? ❞

❝ You’re too intimidating. ❞

❝ Do you get off on this or something? ❞

❝ There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth. ❞

❝ I have to be ruthless, because failure is not an option. ❞

❝ So, you’re fuckin’ my son? ❞

❝ Here’s another truth that’s gonna be hard to swallow: I’m all you’ve got. ❞

❝ I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it. ❞

❝ So, a piece of advice as far as career strategies go: It’s not worth fucking your way to the middle. ❞

❝ Proximity to power deludes some into believing they wield it. ❞

❝ A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power. ❞

❝ I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn. ❞

❝ You don’t understand, I’m not afraid of you anymore. ❞

❝ Such a shame, how naive you are. ❞

❝ I just thought I should open those big bright eyes. ❞

❝ You want me to teach you? ❞

❝ I wanted to be significant. ❞

❝ I envy your free spirit, and I’m attracted to it, but not all of us have that luxury. ❞

❝ What I chose was a man I could love for more than a week. ❞

❝ Fact, I have something that you want. You have something that I want. ❞

❝ Have I said something amusing? ❞

❝ He doesn’t measure his wealth in private jets, but purchased souls. ❞

❝ Of all the things I hold in high regards, rules are not one of them. ❞

❝ Are you even capable of language, or do you only understand depravity? ❞

❝ Have the courage in death that you never had in life. ❞

❝ I pray to myself, for myself. ❞

❝ I won’t let people like you fuck up the world my child has to live in. ❞

❝ Am I an enemy you want to make? ❞

❝ You can’t purchase loyalty. Not the sort I have in mind. ❞

#( iv. ask games / ᴀ ᴅᴀɢɢᴇʀ ɪɴ ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʀᴏꜱᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ. )#i hate this im hungry & im stressedt & my dad wont text me bacc

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( RELATION : sadism rise. ) → analeigh jons.

“ Hardly, that’s another matter entirely. It’s more like relief, a salvation from the pain. Though they do say pain & pleasure go hand in hand. ”

❝ well that’s shakespearean as fuck --- what kinda SHIT have you got up to that warrants a salvation from the pain ? you didn’t pull a DAHMER and eat some corpses , did you ? don’t think he would’ve been into some kinky shit like mixing PAIN and pleasure though ... i don’t know , i’ll have to ask the expert ‘bout that ------------ but like , did you ? ❞

#im saying that im innocent #obviously #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / analeigh. )

( RELATION : annoyance. ) → davina watts.

“Oof! And the claws come out. Way to hit it home, Tara. Though you didn’t answer my question: what comes next? Are you gonna throw my panties in the FREEZER at the sophomore sleepover or are you gonna toilet paper my house? Those seem a little high school, even for someone like you, but — I’ve learned not to expect much.”

❝ i wouldn’t ask you to expect much , there’s a very short list of things i fully exert myself into . and your name wouldn’t be ANYWHERE on that list . i would say sorry about that but --- i’d be lying . and i never lie ... ‘sides , if i were going to move on from BANTER then your ideas would be too small minded for my taste . it’s gotta be memorable as fuck if i actually do pull something as trivial as a prank . ❞

#yAS i can stan that #it doin amazing #this is not a gif to support that tho #its so sad #she also looks rlly annoyed #calm down pls #( iii. writings / ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ. )#( vi. featuring / davina. )

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