Melissa Edgeworth: Demon Prosecutor

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writing tip #700:

I suppose if you’re really willing to pay for such a large quantity of alcohol that I will most assuredly not be able to finish, who am I to argue?

You gotta have at least half, Meliss.

I like my eyebrows where they are, thank you.

Awright, awright, fine: no fire. But a fishbowl is totally in order!

I suppose if you're really willing to pay for such a large quantity of alcohol that I will most assuredly not be able to finish, who am I to argue?

Is that something that people do?

Uh-huh! Aw, c’mon, it’s not like you’re gonna get it set of fire while it’s in your mouth.

I like my eyebrows where they are, thank you.

Heh heh! They’re lots of fun, Meliss. I went to this Asian fusion kinda place once and they set the vodka on FIRE first! It was really cool.

Is that something that people do?

That sounds disgusting.

Melissa, they’re not used fish bowls. They’re just big ol’ bowls of alcohol. The point of them is to get absolutely smashed. And you’re also kind of allowed to share.

Well obviously. That would be unsanitary.

A fish bowl is exactly what it sounds like. You drink a shot ton of alcohol in a fish bowl. It’s usually somethin’ you get on your 21st birthday, but you can get ‘em any time on or around your birthday!

That sounds disgusting.