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The solution to any love triangle is always either polyamory or aromanticism. Both if you're brave enough. I don't make the rules.

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The writing gods and the horny gods have payed me a visit, may they stay long enough for me to finish this forsaken fucking chapter 🙏🙏🙏
If I have one more anxiety attack I'm going to lose my mind, THIS IS HAPPENING MORE THAN ONCE A DAY ALMOST EVERY DAY, I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT, MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAH
If I lock the fuck in and college is kind to me and the creative gods are with me I might be able to do both a drawing and a fic for each entry for Valastor Week!
And I might also do a mini animation for one of the days... thinking things, thinking things about Alastor getting his ears petted
Every single time I forget whether it's "V-Tower" or "Vee Tower" and I have to go get the trading card to check the spelling. Every. Single. Time.
It's "V Tower" btw. With a space. WHICH IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!

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[sexting] tell me you won't leave me
[sexting] tell me you still want me
My new favorite bit about writing Alastor is how he tells the story like an omnipresent narrator. Sure dude, tell us how Vox is cooped up in his office and short-circuiting with the certainty I, the author, have! Tell us about it and be wrong!
when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that meant until i met a fucking horse
This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.
Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.
Alastor:
Also Alastor:

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Reading about spirituality makes you realize how human we all are. Tarot started as a card game a handful of centuries ago, and what we now consider "tarot reading" is less than 200 years old (although card divination is older). Almost every spirit/god/powerful entity is part of a loooooong game of telephone played for centures through continents and different languages (spoiler alert, the message broke loooong ago). A lot of what's considered the norm, at least in demonolatry, comes from less than a dozen grimoires that often contract each other, mistranslations, what a few men hallucinated while high as kites, and a satirical book from 1000-something years ago
Like, my belief is that whatever higher power you believe in will help you. And also, that we as humans are waaaay too stupid to figure out the world to such a degree. If there are higher powers, we will never understand them enough to have a solid explanation. Hell, we're still figuring out math using imaginary numbers and you're telling me we've figured out spirits and god/s? If a god came down and told us specifically the meaning of life and the rules we should abide by, it would all be mistranslated and morphed into something entirely different within 3 generations, let alone a few thousand years
We've been looking at the stars to lead our way for eons, maybe all that hope our ancestors put in them will guide us now. We've been praying for the sun to rise through the harsh winters at the cave entrances, maybe the sun will smile back and help us survive this one hardship too. We've been using the moon to track our menstrual cycles as long as we could notice patterns, maybe the moon has gained a womb somewhere along the way and could understand us. We've been using plants to heal, have cultivated them into medicine, and one harvest at the time we've breathed power into the blossoms
Currently trying to find one very specific smut fic, AND I CANNOT FIND IT! I've been thinking about this oneshot for WEEKS aaaaaaah
It was posted before 2026, it was Val's birthday and he had some toy strapped to him the whole day and could barely function from cumming his brains out a few dozen times while Vox was watching him through the cameras, I TRIED EVERY POSSIBLE TAG COMBINATION AND I CANNOT FIND IT AAAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE LET IT NOT BE DELETED
Wattpad is updating their policy so that sexual content needs to enhance the story or whatever the fuck otherwise it's not allowed, and since I'm using that stupid app for writing my WIPs I'm kind of scared that they might just delete my stuff😭😭😭 I don't POST anything on there, it's just for writing my WIPs, pretty please Wattpad Overlords don't mind me, I'm not going to post on your precious advertisment friendly site🙏🙏🙏
Valentino has no inner voice and I love how obvious that is. He's just doing and saying whatever. Icon

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another hazbin hotel headcanon, literally the first one i had watching the show
Velvette took three years to figure out whether or not 'full partnership as a Vee' was code for adoption or not. and it wasn't just Vox's closeted ass confounding her, Val was giving her mixed signals too because this thing with Vox...? it can't possibly make him warm and fuzzy in ways that overshoot any kind of 'sugar baby' act and land him right in 'overdramatic housewife' territory
she landed on the conclusion it was absolutely code for adoption, her new parents are hopelessly in denial about it, and she's just going to lean into it at every opportunity, including coloring her hair to provide more brand cohesion when she shows up next to one of them, and playing up the bratty heiress act... which might, in fact, be why Carmilla Carmine let her get away with an apology for 'Respectless'. and brought up her behavior to Vox instead of personally holding a grudge against Velvette herself
edited to add: s1e2's Velvette scenes read so much like a grown kid getting her dad to deal with her mom so she can get back to her life and i will take no corrections. shit made me wanna rewatch Schitt's Creek
That Uni roommates Vees AU, no one remembers the last time Vox slept, the last time Velvette ate, or the last time Valentino wore weather appropriate clothes. Eventually they settle on Valentino cooking delicious and low cal no oil stuff so Velvette will eat, Vel designing nice clothes for Val so he doesn't wear his coat in the summer or a skimpy dress in the dead of winter, and they are both trying to keep Vox from dying from sleep deprivation and caffeine overdose because one person isn't enough to take on the task. Vox in turn occasionally hacks into the system and raises Val and Vel's grades a tiny bit