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Some of the best in-character improv I saw at a convention panel where the Alastor cosplayer blanked on a question and the Vox decided to "help".

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I hc that val is a really good cook just too much of a princess to actually do it, but he does make a special meal for his and alastor s aniversary... using his own meat and saliva for the souce ofc. Very well recived surprise.

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To say Valentino's instinct to act ditzy and spoiled and petulant and generally like a child when he wants to get Vox's attention is pretty indicative to him being trafficked at a young age and learning that's what older men generally want to see so he treats Vox like that too because it's a conditioned behavior and overall him being exposed to adult content and infantilized and therefore desensitized to all of it and how to this day he hasn't stopped for a moment to think about these patterns and how integrated abuse and lack of consent are in his relationships both to himself and others because he hasn't realized it was that bad if not horrific - is beyond concerning would be an understatement.

The only thing stopping me from reaching out to The Person We Don't Talk About is the slightly more sane part of me going "Bro, imagine if Vox reached out to Alastor, you could write something like that, and you'd call Vox a pathetic loser for it."

#random rant

The way Vox and Alastor both refuse to move on from their good days, from what was at MOST 6 years of closeness before the bar scene where their connection was wholly genuine. The way they know they could never get that time back but they can't possibly forget the other, they can't grief that loss, so they fight, they hate each other, they love the old version of the other that's nothing but distorted memories. It's better that way. Neither of them was ever good at losing. They were never good at grieving, they were never good at moving on.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #vox #vox hazbin hotel #radiostatic

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perceived skill

For that one pre-season 2 AU I'm making where Val checks into the Hotel only to get close to Angel but is playing along Charlie's therapy bs, I should have Charlie pull Valentino aside and ask him how he's so good at... people, basically.

"Oh, it's quite simple, Your Majesty. You figure out what people desire. They all want something, but that's the easy part. Safety, happiness, belonging, all those things. Your job is only to figure out how to give it to them. Just watch, listen, they'll tell you without realizing. Figure out what's their weak spot, the vulnerability they're desperately trying to conceal. That's what they hold dear, what they don't want to lose. Do with that vulnerability as you wish."

And when Charlie, because she has never been a human and doesn't get it, gets Val to just spew all the tiny things he has picked out about the residents. How Alastor is so standoffish because he's scared of being dependant on others – Val's guess is that he's always been self reliant and can't trust people to be on his side, how he must have trusted someone before and it backfired. How Angel realizes he has made bad choices and is drugging himself into forgetting, how he feels unlovable. How Niffty must be so obsessed with cleaning because her living life was chaotic and out of her control. How Husk refuses to take redemption seriously because he doesn't believe he can change. How Vaggi/e (at that point Charlie still doesn't know she's an ex Exorcist) is so overprotective because she couldn't save someone or herself in the past. But, that's mostly guessing on Val's part, you can read people only so well in such short amount of time

And Charlie takes it waaaay too literally in the one-on-one therapy sessions and starts metaphorically kicking everyone in the balls

#hazbin hotel #valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #charlie #charlie hazbin hotel #fic stuff #AND I NEED A TAG FOR THIS AGAIN #the art therapy fic

What if I said Aromantic Rosie and that's why she calls Alastor her pet – she loves and cares about him dearly, she's so fortunate that he's loyal, that he would never go behind her back even if he could, and that their closeness isn't solely based on their deal, she taught him how to navigate Hell and how to succeed, she wants the best for him. She was more proud than displeased when he freed himself from her because he didn't need her anymore. That they'd still remain close and help each other out. Their connection is more than friendship, it's more than a soul deal, and the closest she could compare it to is an owner who deeply cares about their pet, would never hurt it, would spend time with it and love it unconditionally.

She could have been motherly to him. But, that entails similarity. Rosie isn't a sinner. She can't possibly be a sinner. And no matter how much Alastor tries, he could never reach her level.

#hazbin hotel #rosie #rosie hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #platonic radiorose

I couldn't figure out why I loved writing Alastor's shadow so much, UNTIL I REALIZED JUST NOW I'M BASING ITS PERSONALITY ON MY DOG!

My doggo will step over me if I'm flat on the ground so he could get to his treats and/or toys, will demand attention and to be played with for HOURS and will be extremely grumpy if I don't oblige, will listen only when it's convenient to him, BUT if you're an unfamiliar person and come close to me too suddenly and I don't give a clear indication that I'm okay with it, you have exactly 1 growl worth of time to back the fuck away

Anyway, he's also mostly black, you cannot spot him in the dark unless he moves BECAUSE HE LIKES TO LOAF

#random rant #hazbin hotel #alastor's shadow

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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

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I have gotten so attached to my version of Valentino's mother that I got unreasonably mad over a person on Twitter saying "she could have been a drug addicted prostitute who didn't give jackshit about Val". This might as well be the case, we don't know, we have no idea about this woman and we might never get any information about her, not even a reference

So, considering my fic on Val's backstory won't come out any time soon, here's my idea on Val's mother (and father):

She was beautiful, tall, always smiling, very charismatic, with loads of friends, liked to read, wanted to become a doctor. She was in her late teens when she met Val's father, a man twice her age and then some who mostly dealt with drugs, later on women. He got under her skin slowly, wrote her poems, bought her flowers, and expensive gifts that she tried her hardest to refuse. The facade eventually cracked of course, but by then the deed was done. She was pregnant, her family disowned her, she refused to let her child grow in that environment, so she stole as much as she could from him and fled.

She raised her son alone as best as she could. She made sure there was always food on the table at least for Valentino (yes I do think that's his actual human name), that she kept being happy for him, that she loved him, read him books, played with him, taught him to cook patiently, took so much joy in styling Val's hair he kept it long just for her, encouraged him when he was scribbling down shaky drawings on any piece of paper he could get his hands on. She was a good mother and I'll die on that hill until canon explicitly says otherwise. They moved occasionally. She was picking any odd job she could. They made it work. Valentino was a good kid in turn, helped around, made his mother's job as easy as possible

Years passed in hiding. Valentino was around 12 when his mother didn't come home one evening. Then two, three. He waited. When the front door finally unlocked, the person that walked in wasn't his mother.

From then on, his father took him in, of course he did! He had always wanted a son. The man was pretty well off, owned a bar, sold drugs, but that business had gradually turned into pimping out women so they could pay him off. Valentino had no idea at first, but he got older, smarter, by the time he pieced it together his father was already dead and Val was in charge of the business at the ripe old age of 19. He never considered this man a father, he only had a mom, he only ever had his mom, and oh, when he went to Hell he was so glad he wouldn't have to face her, prayed to God that Heaven was kind enough to let her forget he ever existed so she wouldn't wonder why her sweet boy would never meet her again.

I got so unreasonably attached to my version of Val's mom you cannot understand! I've drawn her for fuck's sake, I love her, she's my darling, I cannot handle any disrespect in her direction and I don't care what canon might potentially say about her!

#hazbin hotel #valentino #valentino hazbin hotel #the matter of respect fic

I wrote for 2 hours and came with the net positive of 136 words, who's proud

#random rant #writing stuff #fic stuff

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Hell tumblr i guess

hellbler, if i dare.

Anyway, this is that au where all sinners in hell got turned back to their human forms

p.s. fuck you tumblr, with this little tiny space between left and right edge of the picture and edge of the post body it doesn't look as natural as it used to 😭😭

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Hey baebs, sharing some pics from the meeting

I had no idea he would be so fun to be around, maybe we should replace @.vox-v3official with him?

Also, @.cannibalrose joining here, and @.swan-princess i got u in 4k fucking little spy

Your thoughts in rb ✌️

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OMGGG he's so cute, share his number pls

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Is he single? Cuz im kindaa 😳 yk

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HE CAN TAKE MY SOUL, WHO HE IS, ANYTHING, ANY DEAL. HE KISSES ME AND HE CAN HAVE MY SOUL, FOREVER

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Ok, ok, but can i say, VELVETTE, BABE YOU LOOK G O R G E O U S YOU WERE PERFECT AS A DEMON, BUT AS A HUMAN? I'M LITERALLY CRYING, YOU ARE SO SO SO HOT fuck me pls i'll be ur slave i'll be ur bitch i'll be anything you want, i will lic... Keep reading

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ok but whos that old white dude eyeing you from behind? on the 1st pic. he gives me creeps

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about the creep: the outfit gives Vox but i thought he'd be younger

And i have no idea whos the man in the question is, but ZAAMN 🤤🥵 he's real fine ok

ok if i have to guess... idk... he looks to young to be zestial. maybe. plus his aestetics is green... but i literally don't know anyone else (well i know the vees, but bal and vox are behind, and you can tell it's valentino there by the heart glasses. and the hat. and the fur coat or whatever that is)

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i wanna bad things happen to him (affectionate)

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i wanna break his wrists like theyre spaghetti and hear the bones crack and also i wanna these hands to strangle me to death 17 times

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it may be a stretch, but maybe the radio demon 👁️👁️

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BRUHAHAHAHH your name says 100500 iq but it seems that ur missing a minus at the start there, it can't be him

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Why not? red aestetics, the smile, i think it checks out

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counter: he never lets anyone take pictures of him, and if u manage, its really fucked up, like, yk, glitched.

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I mean, nobody has their powers atm, so...

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He's looking at the camera and posing, radiodemon wouldn't do that. plus, hes OLD and this is literal BABY in the question

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Also he has beef w/ the Vees, he wouldn't be so chill around our babe Velvette

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and he doesn't have the staff too

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also he's hot. radiodemon isnt, hes stinky and gross and ew

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WHAT DIDYA SAY ABOUT HIM FUCKING FAGGOT WNNA THROW HANDS? I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU, YOU GONNA DIE, AGAIN, WRITE YOUR WILL BC IM COMING

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damn, radiodemon has fans? hello? i though everyone hated that mf

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i have no clue who that is, but WHY ARE WE GIVING OUR SOULS TO LITERAL CHILDREN, AGAIN? This guy doesn't look old enough to be in the fucking government!!!!!

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I know who that is, it's my new crush

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HOW DID YOU MAKE HIM DO A SELFIE WITH YOU, I WANT ONE TO!!!

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Ready for the reveal?

It is the Radio Demon 📻🦌

He's actually super chill

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Alastor, will you make a selfie with me too? please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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He offers you to make a deal lol

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I shouldn't be surprised... I don't know i don't have self control, he is so cute, i may even agree to this deal...

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YOU ARE NOT MAKING A DEAL FOR A SELFIE, CHARLIE!

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BUT LOOK AT HIM HOW CAN I MISS THIS???? I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF THAT I MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE A PICTURE WITH ALASTOR!!!

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I'm your self control, Charlie. You will not make a deal for a selfie.

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Hey, quick question, can I make a deal w/ him too? 😏😏😏

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ANGEL NO, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

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ANGEL!!!

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He said that whatever you have to offer, he won't make a deal with you

Maybe for your soul... woops, i guess, that's out of the question for you 😈

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Damn 😔

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OH MYYY GOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAA

I'M NOT FUCKING OKAY IM NOT IM GDGFADFADYIUOPSUFGUISHDS

this is the best day of my life. MORE PICTURES OF HIM I'M BEGGING PLEASE PLEASE PLAESE

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VELVETE. RUN, HE'S NOT CHILL, HE'S GONNA FUCKING EAT YOU

OF COURSE THE RADIO EMON HAS POWERS, WHEN NOBODY ELSE HAS OF FUCKING COURSE fuck my life

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AYO WHAT

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ARE YOU SHITTING ME??? HOW OLD IS HE GIRL, WHAT

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I FUCKING TOLD YALL!!!!!!

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BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HOW

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... oh wow. My life won't be the same.

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and all the people who were writing nasty things too

@.vox-v3official how much to rent a bunker

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bro can i join pls

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.... you know, this explains everything. If i had to die so young i'd be angry af too

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yeah, if i was so handsome, died and got that fuckass bob i'd me mad too

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lmao, so, he doesn't let anyone take pictures of him bc he knows hes ugly, but now hes ok w/ it bc as a human hes hot

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you know what i'm not even mad that this whole shit happened, because i got to see RadioDemon willingly taking pictures. And also learned that hes actually HOT AF

like, why as a demon he looks like a different person???? is the hair doing that?????

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This past few days I've been dealing with firewood and it makes me want to work out and get visibly muscular because goth muscle lady chopping wood >>>>>>

#random rant #I hate chopping wood btw #I cannot hit the same spot twice #which means the wood is rendered to kindling by the time I'm done

Help, I'm still at the restaurant

This image is permanently implanted into my brain and is the single reason I started finding Vox hot. Like, LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT THE BOTH OF THEM, THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP NSFW, THIS IS EROTICISM THAT COULD NEVER BE REPLICATED AGAIN

#hazbin hotel #vox #vox hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel

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Will it count as productivity if I make a custom skin for AO3, I really want to make Alastor speak in static occasionally, something like this:

–Quickly moving images under the cut–

#random rant

Spending so much time surrounded by my open-minded friends and mother is all nice and fun until I'm brutally reminded that the world is indeed shit. A bunch of teenagers lured in a gay guy into a park and murdered him. Teenagers. All under 16. Killed a person. In broad daylight.

#random rant

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